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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,646 Extreme Poster
    Since people enjoyed my story I'll share it here.

    So today I suffered a huge misunderstanding which left both myself and the guy I'm talking to in stitches. For context, I told him that I was getting a new mattress for my bed and I asked him if I should do a backflip on it to test it out knowing full well that I injured my neck doing this once upon a time.

    We joked about having to do the flip in a wheelchair if it failed and I said that I'd end up in a casket if I took his advice on including a ramp. He then asked me what kind of wood I preferred? I was really confused, I genuinely thought it was his (very northern) way of asking what kind of phallus I preferred and it turns out he was asking to make sure that I'd get the right material for my casket after my stunt fail.

    My mind is definitely in the gutter, I need help.
  • Past UserPast User Posts: 1,997 Extreme Poster
    @Aidan made me belly laugh today, it hurt so bad :lol:
    👁  👄  👁 
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,646 Extreme Poster
    Liam said:
    @Aidan made me belly laugh today, it hurt so bad :lol:
    👁  👄  👁 
    @Liam what happened lool

    now I'm laughing
  • Past UserPast User Posts: 1,997 Extreme Poster
    He said something like 

    👁 👄 👁  what mods look like when chats flowing so we can sit back and watch 

    Hit me in the funny bone :lol:@Salix_alba_2019 ... hes a funny guy, you should come to gc more often :smiley:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,646 Extreme Poster
    hahahahahaha sounds very funny @liam I might actually start coming from now on lol
  • independent_independent_ Community Connector Posts: 9,849 Supreme Poster
    @Salix_alba_2019 yessss!!! You should come to GC! That was so funny tonight it’s my laughing fix and distraction most evenings ahahahaha.
    “Sometimes the people around you won’t understand your journey. They don’t need to, it’s not for them.”
  • independent_independent_ Community Connector Posts: 9,849 Supreme Poster
    Salix_alba_2019 said:
    Since people enjoyed my story I'll share it here.

    So today I suffered a huge misunderstanding which left both myself and the guy I'm talking to in stitches. For context, I told him that I was getting a new mattress for my bed and I asked him if I should do a backflip on it to test it out knowing full well that I injured my neck doing this once upon a time.

    We joked about having to do the flip in a wheelchair if it failed and I said that I'd end up in a casket if I took his advice on including a ramp. He then asked me what kind of wood I preferred? I was really confused, I genuinely thought it was his (very northern) way of asking what kind of phallus I preferred and it turns out he was asking to make sure that I'd get the right material for my casket after my stunt fail.

    My mind is definitely in the gutter, I need help.
    Oh my god that’s hilarious :joy: I laughed out loud. My mind is obviously in the gutter too - but we all knew that anyway ;) 
    “Sometimes the people around you won’t understand your journey. They don’t need to, it’s not for them.”
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,646 Extreme Poster
    @independent 😭😭😭😭😭 I thought he was trying to flirt with me 💀💀💀💀💀 I thought "damn, is this how White bois flirt?..... IT'S DIFFERENT I LIKE IT"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    OH LORD
  • SienaSiena Posts: 15,759 Skive's The Limit
    My own comment in corona virus scam thread 😭😂 I redownlaoded tiktok couldn’t help myself hahah
    ~Probably dead now
  • Former MemberFormer Member ☕🌻☕ Posts: 12,938 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
     A photo of me and my friends and different stages of emotions while climbing the hill. It's so funny 😂
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,646 Extreme Poster
    My mum speaks 5 languages so occasionally she'll get some lwprds wrong in English. For some reason she calls the post man "poster man" and it always makes me laugh loool
  • DancerDancer Community Connector Posts: 8,143 Legendary Poster
    In a mood where I feel it is appropriate to blast out The Simpsons at full volume without headphones.
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • DancerDancer Community Connector Posts: 8,143 Legendary Poster
    https://youtu.be/Mk0R2-hCbeE
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • Former MemberFormer Member ☕🌻☕ Posts: 12,938 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Slipped and went flying. Caught myself. Was rather funny haha
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 508 Incredible Poster
    My friends have done well for themselves today, I'll give them an 8/10 for comedy
  • DancerDancer Community Connector Posts: 8,143 Legendary Poster
    Today in English at the end of the lesson we played a game where we had to say about stuff that begins with a certain letter including something that we are not allowed to do in lockdown. For S, many people put sensible suggestions but I put "Sex with someone from another household." At least nobody else said it.
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • DancerDancer Community Connector Posts: 8,143 Legendary Poster
    http://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlwU0_W6Hyg
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • Emma_Emma_ Posts: 601 Incredible Poster
    Kasa2103 said:
    http://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlwU0_W6Hyg
    This really made me giggle!  :p 
  • DurhamjaideDurhamjaide Posts: 1,259 Wise Owl
    My mum desperate for the look, she didn’t have any keys and we are out 
  • DancerDancer Community Connector Posts: 8,143 Legendary Poster
    The way one of my classmates reacted to see her friend in Maths today (she had just moved up into our class) made me laugh.
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • DancerDancer Community Connector Posts: 8,143 Legendary Poster
    Emma_ said:
    Kasa2103 said:
    http://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlwU0_W6Hyg
    This really made me giggle!  :p 
    :p 
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • independent_independent_ Community Connector Posts: 9,849 Supreme Poster
    A bloke I know asked me "How was school today"? And I had to break the news to him that I left school a good while ago. I look much older than I am so I just thought it was funny :joy: 
    “Sometimes the people around you won’t understand your journey. They don’t need to, it’s not for them.”
  • Past UserPast User Posts: 1,997 Extreme Poster
    Played a game with a few pals where you let your middle button finish your sentences. Laughed so hard my stomach was hurting :lol:
  • independent_independent_ Community Connector Posts: 9,849 Supreme Poster
    Liam said:
    Played a game with a few pals where you let your middle button finish your sentences. Laughed so hard my stomach was hurting :lol:
    I love those games @Liam :joy: 
    “Sometimes the people around you won’t understand your journey. They don’t need to, it’s not for them.”
  • Past UserPast User Posts: 1,997 Extreme Poster
    edited November 2020
    @independent_ What a funny night :lol: Alcohol, coffee, depression, toilets & custard (oh and heart break :lol: )
  • independent_independent_ Community Connector Posts: 9,849 Supreme Poster
    OMG @Liam I will never forget it! Was the best! My phone knows exactly how to describe what I want to say lol 
    “Sometimes the people around you won’t understand your journey. They don’t need to, it’s not for them.”
  • DancerDancer Community Connector Posts: 8,143 Legendary Poster
    edited November 2020
    @Ed_ was mentioned in my maths homework. It was about translation of shapes.
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • Ed_Ed_ Posts: 1,551 Extreme Poster
    Kasa2103 said:
    @Ed_ was mentioned in my maths homework. It was about translation of shapes.
    I'm honoured Kasa! What was the context?!
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  • DancerDancer Community Connector Posts: 8,143 Legendary Poster
    edited November 2020
    Ed_ said:
    Kasa2103 said:
    @Ed_ was mentioned in my maths homework. It was about translation of shapes.
    I'm honoured Kasa! What was the context?!
    You accidentally translated the shape in the wrong way. :p
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • DancerDancer Community Connector Posts: 8,143 Legendary Poster
    edited December 2020
    Heard this funny thing on a YouTube video.

    Teacher: Maths
    Students: Ugh 
    Teacher: We'll try that again. Maths.
    Students: Yay (sarcasm)
    One student in the class: Not!
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
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