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I hope mam n dad don't mind when I laugh at them arguing over stupid shit I don't even remember it was like how to put plates in the dishwasher or something lol
The scars you can't see are the hardest to heal.
Me grandad, he comes out with some right stuff but it proper embarasses me nan
@Aidan made me belly laugh today, it hurt so bad 👁 👄 👁
Since people enjoyed my story I'll share it here.So today I suffered a huge misunderstanding which left both myself and the guy I'm talking to in stitches. For context, I told him that I was getting a new mattress for my bed and I asked him if I should do a backflip on it to test it out knowing full well that I injured my neck doing this once upon a time.We joked about having to do the flip in a wheelchair if it failed and I said that I'd end up in a casket if I took his advice on including a ramp. He then asked me what kind of wood I preferred? I was really confused, I genuinely thought it was his (very northern) way of asking what kind of phallus I preferred and it turns out he was asking to make sure that I'd get the right material for my casket after my stunt fail.My mind is definitely in the gutter, I need help.