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Re: General chit chat
I’m not small lol so yeah I could drink a lot back when I was 16, I didn’t used to get any form of a hangover either. Ah well. I’ll stick to coffee
Re: What made you laugh today?
A conversation with my mum:
Me: Do you know what's happening on Friday?
Mum: Yeah, yeah. It's your birthday.
Me: Yeaaa-
Mum: And you'll be treating us. Thank you for reminding me.
Me: What? But it's my birthday.
Mum: And I gave birth to you. So you should be treating me for giving birth to you.
Me:
Me: Do you know what's happening on Friday?
Mum: Yeah, yeah. It's your birthday.
Me: Yeaaa-
Mum: And you'll be treating us. Thank you for reminding me.
Me: What? But it's my birthday.
Mum: And I gave birth to you. So you should be treating me for giving birth to you.
Me:
Re: General chit chat
You're stealing all my strategies @independent_
The old "be a recluse for 6 months and then give yourself alcohol poisoning" eh? It's usually mandatory for me to hide for 6 months afterwards because I am an AWFUL drunk.
The old "be a recluse for 6 months and then give yourself alcohol poisoning" eh? It's usually mandatory for me to hide for 6 months afterwards because I am an AWFUL drunk.
Re: General chit chat
@Past User yeah I fell asleep early which meant waking up super early hahaha but meant nothing tooooo embarrassing was done. My tolerance is not what it was. Now I shall hide in the house for another 6 months
