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  • DancerDancer Community Champion Posts: 7,740 Master Poster
    I remember one of the lads in my class doing this @Kasa2103 I think they got away with it, but then again our gates were never closed during the school day and we were allowed out at lunchtime.

    I also had pizza takeaway at school once @Aidan my English teacher wanted to have a treat for when we’d handed in our essays. Someone in the class worked at dominos so got her a 50% discount (and she asked to use it again the next week for a different class haha).
    Nice. Our gates are locked during the school day. :( We would have to either hope someone is in the reception area or open the gate ourselves without getting caught by the caretakers (their office is right near the gate.)
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • BubblesGoesBooBubblesGoesBoo Posts: 3,590 Community Veteran
    went out for a sneaky fag at work, went back to work with my jacket still on :lol: safe to say I was busted haha
    ' So I put a bullet where I shouda put a helmet, and I crash my car cause I wanna get carried away, that's why I'm standing on the overpass screaming at myself 'hey, I wanna get better''  
  • SienaSiena Posts: 15,463 Skive's The Limit
    “And when they look at you, they won't see everything you've been through. They won't see the **** that turned to scars that began to fade with time. They won't see the heartbreaking things that shook up and changed your entire world. They won't know how many tears you cried or even what it was you were crying about. They won't see how strong you had to be because you had no other choice. What they will see though is how compassionate you are because you experienced pain. What they will see is how kind you are because you experienced how cruel the world is. What they will see is how good you are because you've seen how bad things or people can be. The difference between you and your experiences are who you choose to be, despite everything that could have turned you cold and unkind.You are the good the world needs and the best of us.” ~ Kirsten Corley
  • DancerDancer Community Champion Posts: 7,740 Master Poster
    Playing hide and seek with some people at school. Been hiding in the bushes for 15 minutes.  Someone went past and didn't even see me.
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • DancerDancer Community Champion Posts: 7,740 Master Poster
    I eventually got out of the maze of bushes I was hiding in. On the way to class I was caught by a teacher. 
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • GreenTeaGreenTea Posts: 12,938 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Making my housemate jump by accident 😂 think we scared each other slightly
  • DancerDancer Community Champion Posts: 7,740 Master Poster
    Yesterday my sister said the s word when she almost fell over the cat again when going down the stairs. I didn't know that the cat was the reason for her swearing until she told me. She put 50p into the swear tube (like anyone has to do if they swear at home.) And she put a cat treat in as a joke because the cat made her swear. 
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • SienaSiena Posts: 15,463 Skive's The Limit
    Teddy makes me laugh and smile everyday
    “And when they look at you, they won't see everything you've been through. They won't see the **** that turned to scars that began to fade with time. They won't see the heartbreaking things that shook up and changed your entire world. They won't know how many tears you cried or even what it was you were crying about. They won't see how strong you had to be because you had no other choice. What they will see though is how compassionate you are because you experienced pain. What they will see is how kind you are because you experienced how cruel the world is. What they will see is how good you are because you've seen how bad things or people can be. The difference between you and your experiences are who you choose to be, despite everything that could have turned you cold and unkind.You are the good the world needs and the best of us.” ~ Kirsten Corley
  • BubblesGoesBooBubblesGoesBoo Posts: 3,590 Community Veteran
    legit watching a candle melt … you'll see why soon :lol:
    ' So I put a bullet where I shouda put a helmet, and I crash my car cause I wanna get carried away, that's why I'm standing on the overpass screaming at myself 'hey, I wanna get better''  
  • DancerDancer Community Champion Posts: 7,740 Master Poster
    My mum did me a little easter egg hunt to make me earn my big chocolate egg. All of the clues were in Spanish!
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • BubblesGoesBooBubblesGoesBoo Posts: 3,590 Community Veteran
    My candle leaks blood from the eyes! 😍😂💖


    ' So I put a bullet where I shouda put a helmet, and I crash my car cause I wanna get carried away, that's why I'm standing on the overpass screaming at myself 'hey, I wanna get better''  
  • DancerDancer Community Champion Posts: 7,740 Master Poster
    My candle leaks blood from the eyes! 😍😂💖


    That is just a lovely sight to see. No wonder you wanted to burn it. :p 
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • BubblesGoesBooBubblesGoesBoo Posts: 3,590 Community Veteran
    @Kasa2103 I've had this candle since Halloween cause it was too pretty to burn and I was waiting for a special day, today is that day :lol:  find it intriguing how the candle is white but the blood is red :confused:  science how? :lol: was so excited when I saw these candles in Tesco I bought 3 :grin:
    ' So I put a bullet where I shouda put a helmet, and I crash my car cause I wanna get carried away, that's why I'm standing on the overpass screaming at myself 'hey, I wanna get better''  
  • DancerDancer Community Champion Posts: 7,740 Master Poster
    @Kasa2103 I've had this candle since Halloween cause it was too pretty to burn and I was waiting for a special day, today is that day :lol:  find it intriguing how the candle is white but the blood is red :confused:  science how? :lol: was so excited when I saw these candles in Tesco I bought 3 :grin:
    Nice! It is so good that you were able to be patient and give the candle a lovely send off when you felt ready. The blood is red because it is the colour of the wax inside. The blood will change the pigmentation of the actual candle. There is wax on the outside as well as the inside.
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • GreenTeaGreenTea Posts: 12,938 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Having a dance outside Tesco
  • BubblesGoesBooBubblesGoesBoo Posts: 3,590 Community Veteran
    We have a work group chat and we're talking about the ghost at work (it's very real) and the top manager pipes up 'not seen him since the lockdown began, maybe he's been furloughed' :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
    ' So I put a bullet where I shouda put a helmet, and I crash my car cause I wanna get carried away, that's why I'm standing on the overpass screaming at myself 'hey, I wanna get better''  
  • BubblesGoesBooBubblesGoesBoo Posts: 3,590 Community Veteran
    Just been asked to confirm my card cause I've bought so many people items off their amazon wishlists 😂 I think this is a sign haha 
    ' So I put a bullet where I shouda put a helmet, and I crash my car cause I wanna get carried away, that's why I'm standing on the overpass screaming at myself 'hey, I wanna get better''  
  • GreenTeaGreenTea Posts: 12,938 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    The cat that always starts fights fell off the fence before getting his class into the other cat. Was kinda funny how he just walked away with attitude.

    No cats were harmed
  • BubblesGoesBooBubblesGoesBoo Posts: 3,590 Community Veteran
    The Dr I saw said my 'we're all gonna die' top was appropriate for the current situation 😂😂

    Completely different to a while back when my Dr said it wasn't appropriate to wear to a mental health appointment 🙈
    ' So I put a bullet where I shouda put a helmet, and I crash my car cause I wanna get carried away, that's why I'm standing on the overpass screaming at myself 'hey, I wanna get better''  
  • BubblesGoesBooBubblesGoesBoo Posts: 3,590 Community Veteran
    My neighbours daughter (she's about 25) just brought home a cat and all I could hear was '*daughters name* what have you done, we don't have enough room' and basically that's the kind of pet owner I want to be haha
    ' So I put a bullet where I shouda put a helmet, and I crash my car cause I wanna get carried away, that's why I'm standing on the overpass screaming at myself 'hey, I wanna get better''  
  • DancerDancer Community Champion Posts: 7,740 Master Poster
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/girl-sticks-middle-finger-up-at-audience-school-nativity-play-2019-12?amp

    Randomly came across this. I had to silently hold back my laughter because my parents would not appreciate it.
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • DancerDancer Community Champion Posts: 7,740 Master Poster
    At the start of the day we were in a classroom doing our wellbeing work (I call it our wellbeing work because it is a booklet all about different topics related to mental health.) The headteacher came into the room to say good morning to us. Then he asked us to guess what he was going to be doing. He said it was to do with ribbon and a pole. One girl thought strip pole dancing. The teachers and I started clapping and uncontrollably laughing. Sadly there was no time to cover up the youngest classmates ears. He said "no I am keeping my clothes on. Guess again." He said he was going to do maypole dancing. Some people at my school are so immature and some are dirty minded.
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • mimimimi Posts: 20 Boards Initiate
    My dog got chased by a sausage dog today. My dog is a German shepherd. It was hilarious
  • SienaSiena Posts: 15,463 Skive's The Limit
    Lol i just made myself laugh just by thinking - is that sad lol? 


    Cause the only person ive been replying to since lockdown is the guy im dating and ignored "friends" now its been so many weeks i don’t know how to reply back other than "sorry i have been social distancing😂"
    “And when they look at you, they won't see everything you've been through. They won't see the **** that turned to scars that began to fade with time. They won't see the heartbreaking things that shook up and changed your entire world. They won't know how many tears you cried or even what it was you were crying about. They won't see how strong you had to be because you had no other choice. What they will see though is how compassionate you are because you experienced pain. What they will see is how kind you are because you experienced how cruel the world is. What they will see is how good you are because you've seen how bad things or people can be. The difference between you and your experiences are who you choose to be, despite everything that could have turned you cold and unkind.You are the good the world needs and the best of us.” ~ Kirsten Corley
  • DancerDancer Community Champion Posts: 7,740 Master Poster
    Listened to the Wombling Song and it reminds me of what my art teacher decided to put on during a lesson before lockdown.

    https://youtu.be/XWQMMPFtoG4
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • independent_independent_ Community Champion Posts: 8,610 Legendary Poster
    Was doing an at home workout today and using water bottles as improv weights.

    All was going well until one of them opened and spilled everywhere... 
    “Sometimes the people around you won’t understand your journey. They don’t need to, it’s not for them.”
  • DancerDancer Community Champion Posts: 7,740 Master Poster
    Today at school (yes I have still been going to school) we played manhunt at lunchtime. 

    I found a new hiding place but it is really hard to get to. It is inside a cupboard but I have to climb over a chair and some other stuff and then slide down a big pile of stuff. Then I hid inside a small area. But I couldn't get out again.

    One of my classmates noticed what I was doing and she laughed and said ''What the fuck!"

    The girl who was finding us instantly heard and found us. But I got stuck. She had to tell me to climb up some stuff and then she lifted me down. 
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • DancerDancer Community Champion Posts: 7,740 Master Poster
    Taken me until a few minutes ago to realise that Microsoft Teams actually works on my phone and I don't have to get the app! It means that I can actually do calls and focus on homework without being interrupted by someone every 4 seconds at school.
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • DancerDancer Community Champion Posts: 7,740 Master Poster
    edited May 2020
    My art teachers response to my homework.

    "Your response made me laugh. Although perhaps it shouldn't have! It depends which pieces of her work you are looking at! Most of it does not contain nudity. Would you consider a painting of a nude woman from 1500 porn? I can see you have researched into her work and produced a dance themed digital collage which is nice to see. EBI - more detail needed in the written task please. Lovely work on your drawn piece too." 

    It made me laugh because of the part about how she laughed but shouldn't have. The research was about Linder Sterling (I think that is how you spell her name.) And yes I consider a painting of a nude woman in 1500's porn. It is my own opinion which I am entitled to.
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • GreenTeaGreenTea Posts: 12,938 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Made a general tweet about drinking pepsi and they replied 😂 did not expect that
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