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"The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
"I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous
Hahah think i found this probably more funny than it is lol
"The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
"I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous
@Aife Yes I love all the rise and shine videos!
"The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
"I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous
On the first day of Christmas my sister gave to me:
A hand job and a blowy.
On the second day of Christmas Job Centre said to me:
It's time you got a job 'cause you can't live forever for free.
On the third day of Christmas the Doctor said to me:
You've got the clap again, go and sort ya sen,
'Cause you can't shag your sister you see.
On the fourth day of Christmas the Vodka gave to me:
Four scatty birds,
Everything was blurred,
Now I've just forgot,
Why I woke with an itchy scrot.
On the fifth day of Christmas the chav's gave to me:
Burberry and Bling,
Four different birds,
Thirteen kids,
No teeth when I smile,
And a phone call from Jeremy Kyle.
On the sixth day of Christmas the coppers gave to me:
A tag round me ankle,
Community service,
Four months on parole,
Three months dole,
Two cans of Skoll,
And a portion of riot control.
On the seventh day of Christmas someone offered me:
A job for a while,
Working's not my style,
I eat, I shit, I watch TV,
Roll out of bed at four,
Sometimes three,
Never before two,
And I'm always pissed you see.
On the eighth day of Christmas JD Sports gave to me:
One McKenzie tracky,
Trainers that are tacky,
Now I smoke my "cracky",
In my Burberry and Bling,
With my four different birds,
Thirteen kids,
No teeth when I smile,
And a phone call from Jeremy Kyle.
On the ninth day of Christmas Drug Dealer gave to me:
Nine wraps of whizz,
Bit of cannabis,
A shag from his sis,
Now it burns when I piss,
Five knocked off rings,
Four special brew,
Three sniffy glue,
My gums now I chew,
And another week in the dole queue.
On the tenth day of Christmas my Fatha said to me:
"I've fucking had enough,
Thaz a bloody chuff,
And tha looks like a scruff,
And your lass is rough,
It's not big or tough"
You Bone idle twat!!
Get up off your ass,
Earn some brass,
Show a bit of class,
I can't be arsed Fatha I will pass!
On the eleventh day of Christmas Jezza said to me:
"We all know you're lying,
Stop your fake crying,
Listen up Mr,
Why you shag your sister?
It's not big or clever,
Shouldn't do it ever,
"Whatever Trevor"
"Why you acting hard?"
You're nothing but a prick,
Thick as shit,
All you do is nick."
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas I said to me:
"Fuck 'em."
"The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
"I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous
"The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
"I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous
"The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
"I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous
"The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
"I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous
My cat loves to jump through the window into the car for cuddles. The window was not open so the cat could not get into the car. However, she tried to jump in and faceplanted the window and fell to the floor. Stupid cat. 😂 It was like something from a cartoon. The cat was unharmed- just indignant! My mum immediately opened the window and the cat jumped across straight onto my lap.
"The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
"I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous
lolll and i read this as you automatly correcting them to say mood stabiliser instead of stabilisers and thats why was funny. And i was thinking whats the big deal just a shorter way. Then i was like whats the difference between them. Then i remembered a bike looll
"The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
"I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous
"The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
"I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous
After our singing lesson we had to sort out the tables back into how they would usually be (they are moved so there is enough space in the room) as well as the chairs. We sorted out the tables and then the chairs had to be tucked in. We had some leftover chairs (including 2 brown ones.) Someone decided that it would be funny to put the 2 brown chairs on top of each other facing the opposite way. Me and one of the other girls saw it and we laughed and said the chairs were having sex.
"The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
"I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous
"The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
"I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous