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I'm pretty sure that's happened to someone at least once
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Yea heard that one before, its probably just a rumour
Yeah, I know not at the school near me because everyone would talk about it... but I reckon it must of happened to someone. Ouch though.
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Yea I wouldnt be surprised, people will put anything up themselves
Had to come from somewhere tho? U don't live far from me. And the girl told it as if it were her, not a friend of a friend iyswim. May be total bollocks, but I'm an optimist I like to believe hilarious/terrible stories like that have a foundation of truth!
whats the Goblin under the stairs on Shrooms/Acid story???
Hmm.... I guess, but I've heard it from different people, about different people. Plus I'm sceptical after the Goblin story...
So here is the Goblin under the stairs story. I was told this by a friend, it apparantly happened to her boyfriends mate and I believed it for AGES until I went to to Thailand and heard the same story from a Scottish couple about their mate in Glasgow. :yeees:
So basically a group of people were on shrooms or acid, wondering around town in the early hours on an adventure. All of a sudden, they realise one of their mates....lets call him 'John', has gone missing.
They search for John for hours, and eventually they find him hiding in a bush in the corner of some field. He jumps out on them, really excited. He tells them how he's found and captured a Golbin.
They all tell him that he's tripping, but John is dead certain. He took it home and locked it under the stairs, he told them. So they went to John's house to see this creature...
When they finally get there, John un-padlocks the under the stairs cuboard door....what do they find? A child with downs syndrome, tied up to a chair!!
But yeah, it's bollocks.
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Is'nt that how pearls are made
All this was ruined when I had to wander down and tell them that I had thirty men on the hill above watching them.
Serves them right for deciding to have a shag in the middle of a training area.
Hahahaha!!
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Anyways.. Just for future reference... stick somthing glass and hollow in ur vag or ass, prepare for a world of hurt... :eek2:
Test tubes... whoda thunk it right? :chin:
Eeew, not nice :no:
Our A&E has a box f things they have removed from certain places that definatly shouldn't have been there! Jam jar's, Barbie's, Mobile phone....and they all have the same excuse 'I fell and it just kinda slipped up there'...oh yes because you accidently fall on a carrot and it gets stuck up your ass :rolleyes:
The mistake was to try it with glass. My (anorexic and slightly unhinged) older sister was once, very gently, escorted back home by the police, having been found doing something very rude with a cigar tube in the middle of the road, in a posh part of London. :shocking:
it sick but oddly funnish
Once, when a guy was going down on me, I unexpectedly farted in his face. It was one of those farts that sneaks up on you. He jumped back, I said sorry, and we laughed. He kept going after that, which was really awesome of him. We dated for a year.
Another time (my first time, actually) my then boyfriend's brother walked in on us when we were shagging. He didn't seem to notice that we were straight up f***ing, and proceeded to get mad at my boyfriend for not answering the phone. It was like, um, we're busy. Go away!
Oh god, I would be so mortified if that happened to me, I'd probably just have to leave and go home!!
JavaKrypt lol @ vagoo
Nooo don't do that, it's happened to me quite a few times, when the positions have been 'suction-ey' lol but i don't really care, its natural
Yup I mentioned it. It was really really farty and embarrassing but we continued anyway
haha this happened to my friend she had just finished having sex with her boyfriend and she was sitting downstairs with in his dressing gowan along with him and his housemate and she stood up to pull her socks up and when she sat down she did a loud fanny fart and she went bright red and said nothing. I laughed for an hour at that. oh the shame lol
Thats sooooo funny really made me giggle :thumb:
only post that made me laugh out loud on this thread. lol!