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Embarrassing sexual moments
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We've all had 'em (right??), so, swallow your pride and share some stories. The more embarrassing the better. 
I once nearly knocked myself unconscious on a metal bed frame during some energetic sex. Completely killed the moment.
I will add more as the thread goes on... it's kind of worrying that I have this many. So, go ahead and make me feel normal.
I once nearly knocked myself unconscious on a metal bed frame during some energetic sex. Completely killed the moment.
I will add more as the thread goes on... it's kind of worrying that I have this many. So, go ahead and make me feel normal.
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Cue girl looking at her parent as I came in the side of her face.
Lets say I never set foot in that house again.
Apparently, the vibration from the gentle snoring was quite pleasant, but when I started to grind my teeth....
There was minimal foreplay and we hadn't seen each for 6 months so you wouldve thought he had had a cheeky wank before hand so we could have a good long session but no. No next morning sex either
That's how hot you are - he had multiple cheekies before he met you, so many he managed to last long enough to get in, but he couldn't do it again for a week.
Thats what I like to think :flirt:
try falling asleep on a guy whilst you are on the receiving end.
oh dear...he wasn't that great but i think me falling asleep knocked his confidence a bit!!!!!!!!
i accidently did it again too! welllll, i was drunk!!!!
It makes me cringe.
Oh god, I would be mortified!
Grabbed the pillow to cover myself and she just looked at us, walked out again and burst out laughing.
When someone knocked on the office door...
Twice.
Second time killed the moment.
It was her boss.
I was with my them boyfriend, in the park... And we were kissing etc... and my boyfriend pulled away and moved to the end of the bench. I was like WHAT?! WHY?! And standing there, in front of us, was my favourite teacher from my school with his young children
My boyfriend was an ex pupil, so also knew the teacher.
FUCK when I got to school on Monday the teacher took the piss out of me SO badly. Not funny.
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Earlier on the night he also rolled me off the bed.
Still the best sex I've ever had
Ongoing vage fart recently. Kinda bended up - fart. Bended up more faaaart, and more - faaaaaaaaaaaaaaart. That was embarrassing.
Constantly needing to pee with one guy. Needed to stop him at one point cos I thought I was going to piss myself.
And, with the same ex, going full on kissing when my form tutor and philosophy teacher walked in.
That was fun...
Alex...... is that you......
Nah, I'm just shitting you.
Haha that's fucking quality.
I went to Tenerife with an ex while we were together, and we were at the beach quite late into the night. It was empty, so we started to go at it. We had a huge towel down underneath us, but it didn't matter. Sand got lodged... places. Uncomfortable places. That first thrust after some sneaky granules of sand had crept their way up into my special place felt like his dick was wrapped in sand paper. SAND PAPER. No one wants to have sex with sand paper.
Further more, my yelp attracted some guys further up on the pier (that we hadn't noticed) who quickly realised what we were doing. Talk about the longest, most uncomfortable walk of shame, ever. We had to run into the sea and rinse off before I could walk properly.
haha sorry but that made me giggle. and i totally agree. seems like a good idea but sand gets eeeeeeeverywhere. i didnt experience the sand paper thing but for days afterwards i was finding it...in places like my ears too, random places! urgh.
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Same thing happened to me. Sand in your hair is the WORST (well, after sand in my special place, obviously). :yuck:
ahahahahahahaha
nothing too uncomfortable but i pretty much flashed my boobs at my ex's mum. she was stupidly nosy and refused to knock on his bedroom door despite him being 24
If he does it on purpose (out, cover in sand, back in) you call it a chili hotdog
once in the morning with my ex, i was on top - being pretty quiet because i knew my parents and sisters were downstairs awake at the time, and they didnt know he was in bed with me - when my sister suddenly barged into the room
one look at us two naked was enough to get her out of the room giggling uncontrollably in 2 seconds flat.
ironic thing was that i later found out that she came into the room with the intention of singing 'the circle of life' (what the hell?!) to get me out of bed. weirdo :eek2:
another time me and this guy were at it in the sea with everything going quite well, until an errant HUGE wave came out of nowhere which knocked us both sprawling, and made me flash my lady bits to a couple that happened to be strowling past at exactly that moment. not my finest moment i must admit
other than that.. cross fingers nothing else embarrassing has really happened!!
If he did it on purpose, I'd call it a punch in the face. And, then some. :cool:
Embarrasing for her- Another time I was with a friend of a friend, we where having good sex ands she started giving me head, then all of a sudden she ran into the bathroom and locked the door, I didnt know what was up so after a while when she wouldnt come out I gt dressed and went back to the party... I found out the next day that her jaw had locked and she had to drive to the hospital the next day still a bit drunk and feeling very ashamed!