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"I just don't understand, like."
and "Alright cheif?" - what?
I've heard people using TTYL on conversations, on phones. "Okay TTYL later", gah.
"And, it literally blew my mind!"
No, it didn't. Be thankful for that.
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/literally.png
Must be a popular peeve. :cool:
I used to say 'proper' alot. Now I don't say it as much as it annoys me when I do say it.
Grace, I'm guilty as charged as what you wrote (I'm shattered).
As for me, my most annoying one has gotta be my old MD (magaging director)... he would always try and use "re", like when you hit reply to an email, it puts a "re" in front of it. The MD would say something like.. "What's happening in today's meeting re the financial budget" or "Who is going tonight re our bowling event?". I think he meant re as regarding but he would only pronounce the first 2 letters, verbally and written. I have never known anyone else in my life to do that.
- People pretending to sound intellectual by using myself instead of me. It's not clever, it's most likely wrong.
- General grammatical errors, including total ignorance of the English subjunctive or the difference between who and whom
However, the thing that irritates me above all else is the high rising terminal, otherwise known as the Australian questioning intonation.
did he pronounce it "ray" or "ree" - if the former, he's possibly had a classical education, and knows what he's doing.
Someone I work with says 'often or not' nearly EVERY day, and I just want to shake him and scream 'AAAAAARRGGHH! MORE often THAN not'. His version doesn't even make sense :grump:
He was saying it "ree"
:yes: I so agree with you here.
I'm surprised I have friends...
It's just turned into 't'all though really.
'Do you want a plastic bag 't'all?'
Totally.
Innit
I picked that up from you silly brits and I say it way to often.
Other things, "I would've gone, but I was to tired" turns into "I would of gone, ..." NO that doesn't make any sense.
That, and what already has been mentioned, "tbh". At the end of an sentence where it doesn't make sense.
"I didn't like the movie tbh." No shit? I would of (<-- HAHAHA!) thought you'd lie to me if you didn't add the 'tbh'.
This, with "I could care less." Oh wow, you could care less, why don't you care less then? [I couldn't care less]
Alot of the time it's to do with where you're from.
Likewise, random use of "me" and "I".
If i can than anyone can.
You know me, i'm not one to gossip but........
Then there's the use of the word "itch" to mean "scratch", rather than the cause of the need for scratching. Itch is dictionary acceptably defined in this manner, but I don't like it.
Then there's the old favourite of "First .... " but without a second.
I could go on, but it'd take too long.
"There's no such word as can't"
eerrmmm yeah, there is. I don't know what kind of dictionary you have but can't is defiantly in mine...
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