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Sounds shit.
oh my god you do not deserve to own a dick.
Oh wait, are you gay?
Bit harsh, I think.
hmm yes sounds like you go for people who don't wash/get about a bit.
and yes it would put me off, it's stingy.
oh my god you do not deserve to own a sense of irony.
Oh wait, you haven't got one.
Bit annoying when you get a stray pube stuck up your nose right enough.
Seriously, get your head out of your own arse.
so you don't mind sticking your equally gross dick in there then?
He seems very selfish!
Well, I find it annoying when guys 'joke' about girls like that.
This may come as a shock to you, but that's generally what men do.
Well, it's not all guys and believe it or not girls don't generally find it funny and it's rather degrading.
'Lads banter' :rolleyes:
or if you choke on one :yuck:
it's always better if a girl is 'nicely kept' down there IMO
Oh piss off yourself I dont know any other lad who must pry in to any conversation his success with women. So it seems like arrogance to me.
There's a joke somewhere about your username and the current conversation but I just can't find the words to phrase it...
Only kidding - just lads' banter.
haha swamp pussy- babes in toyland song
but it's different when a female talks about it.
I mean don't get me wrong, I don't want to come across as some uptight feminist but it is degrading and gets boring to hear the things guys come out with.
Boy, I really must pull some of your old "conquests", they would be in for one hell of a shock when I show them how a real man can make them squeal...
Lmao. POTW ^^
I'd imagine a fair proportion of his conquests squeal on a regular basis.
IN THE FARMYARD!
ZING!
Thank you, I'm here all week
:yes:
I've been realising lately that I am quite interested in becoming good at giving head so I wouldn't mind sharing that learning experience with somebody who's willing to please me in a similar way as well.
Post of the Week tbh.