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Point taken, but a vibrator doesn't have a name, eyes and hair. well mine doesn't anyway!
*hides*
Where do I sign up?
on Ebay apparently!
Not a whole world away from shoving a vibrator up yourself surely.
This is funny thread.
She's also apprently able to moan in orgasmic ectasy at the required moment, if you press a certain button.
Not wishing to be rude but i think now i've maybe figured out why you can't get laid.
I bought it used so I guess its been around the block abit, but a skanky vibrator Only 5 pounds!
Tugger mite like it x best give him first refusal
How old are you? 5?
And for whoever mentioned it, lots of women do give their vibrators names. I named my friend's vibrator for her. My own don't have names though.
And they got that nice smeel going on... much better than the smeel of brand new...
Could you take her to the hairdressers or go to Ann Summers for some new outfits?
I was on the phone to a customer when I read that...
They were not best pleased when I pissed myself laughing at them for no reason!
This thread is hilarious. Here man, just go out on the town some night and shag a fat bird, you're better off with that, slutty dolls who orgasm at press of button, hahahaha hilarious. :thumb:
Imagine if the only way you could get laid was with a doll. That'd be horrible.