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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Probably still trying to decide which hole to shove it in. :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Heres the score. It came with no batteries so I had to go out and get some. I then found the vagina wasn't working, by the look of it it had been well used, in fact it was tattered and torn and looked sadly knackered. I must contact Realdolls to see if they can supply a replacement vagina. Luckily the other two orifices were working and with plenty of lube were great fun. Her tits are still in great shape although she seems to have had most of her nipples chewed off.
    To improve the experience I'm gonna buy some lingerie for Layla, as I now call her. For those interested she reclines on the sofa as if waiting for me in eager anticipation, or at least thats what I'd like to think.
    It was quite a job cleaning her up and now she's ok but she shows obvious signs of having had a hard life.
    Anyway must away I feel another shag coming on....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    Heres the score. It came with no batteries so I had to go out and get some. I then found the vagina wasn't working, by the look of it it had been well used, in fact it was tattered and torn and looked sadly knackered. I must contact Realdolls to see if they can supply a replacement vagina. Luckily the other two orifices were working and with plenty of lube were great fun. Her tits are still in great shape although she seems to have had most of her nipples chewed off.

    So basically she is like most second hand woman... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Photo?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I need to reread that storey drunk. It will definatly be a knee slapper!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You could have eric claptons "layla" playing in the background!

    p.s post pics
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    I need to reread that storey drunk. It will definatly be a knee slapper!

    :lol:

    You dont need to read that drunk!! Thats funny as fuck sober!
    Tugger wrote:
    I must contact Realdolls to see if they can supply a replacement vagina.

    Please tell me this is all one big joke... if it's not then its the most sureal thing I have ever heard!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JamesZero wrote:
    :lol:

    You dont need to read that drunk!! Thats funny as fuck sober!



    Please tell me this is all one big joke... if it's not then its the most sureal thing I have ever heard!

    Your right. I feel trapped though, I cant laugh the laugh it deserves right now. :(
    I personally think its one big troll, the most infamous yet, but its damn hilarous :D

    Replacement vagina :lol:
    Bitten off tits :lol:

    Though the poor skanky mound of plastic did have a hard life :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah I see your point!

    What is he going to do though?! Phone them up and say...

    "Excuse me, the vagina on my doll is a bit.... errrm.... worn... would it be possible to order a new one.... yes in a size 8...."

    And the fact that you can even remove it and fit a new one in the first place is so funny! Just like changing a tier ay!

    I bet the nipples are screw on as well! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JamesZero wrote:
    Yeah I see your point!

    What is he going to do though?! Phone them up and say...

    "Excuse me, the vagina on my doll is a bit.... errrm.... worn... would it be possible to order a new one.... yes in a size 8...."

    And the fact that you can even remove it and fit a new one in the first place is so funny! Just like changing a tired ay!

    I bet the nipples are screw on as well! :lol:

    :lol::lol: Your going to make me pee myself with laughter.
    Do you think the vagina like snaps in? Or zips? I can't imagine...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think it's got to clip in place...

    You would have to get the position right though, could get messy next time you go to "use" it if the angle is all wrong!
    Especially if it has got some sort of vibrating motor!! :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    To improve the experience I'm gonna buy some lingerie for Layla, as I now call her.

    :lol:
    Eric Clapton (maybe) wrote:

    What'll you do when you get lonely?
    Nobodies waiting by your side?
    You'll lube up, fuck a plastic woman
    Jettisoning that last bit of your pride.

    Layla, you're on your plastic knees
    Layla, your origin is Taiwanese
    Layla, balls deep in your realistic feel behhhhiiiiinnnndddddd
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: Nice one!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've come to my conclusion...he's a troll. Pure and simple! :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    if that fucking bitch of a doll even looked at my man, id bite her tits off too!
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    This subject's definitely been exhausted (much like the doll from the sound of it.)
    Closed.
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