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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    This thread is hilarious. Here man, just go out on the town some night and shag a fat bird, you're better off with that, slutty dolls who orgasm at press of button, hahahaha hilarious. :thumb:

    even better if theres a 2 for 1 promotion on
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LacyMay wrote:
    Aww i feel sorry for him.

    Imagine if the only way you could get laid was with a doll. That'd be horrible.

    Its not the only way he can get laid, its the only way he thinks he can get laid.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    question is, in this situation, who do we let down gently, him or the doll
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    remotebleeper wrote:
    Its not the only way he can get laid, its the only way he thinks he can get laid.

    Yeah same diff.

    Prostitutes, dolls, old divorced women. Never known anyone more desperate to get a shag.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LacyMay wrote:
    Yeah same diff.

    Prostitutes, dolls, old divorced women. Never known anyone more desperate to get a shag.

    I agree its a bit of an obsession, think he's said that himself too.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    remotebleeper wrote:
    I agree its a bit of an obsession, think he's said that himself too.

    Thing is if he fucks a doll it's not really losing his virginity is it.

    Unhealthy obsession. I'd rather become a nun on some mountain somewhere or something.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I thought the dear penthouse, today i did an old divorced woman was by mrspiggy or something.

    Either way, this section should be called the Sex and Humor forum for how its been lately.

    Totally unhealthy obsession though, :yes: agreement there!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    The idea of a slut doll appeals to me.

    yeah but you're a sad cunt
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blagsta wrote:
    yeah but you're a sad cunt

    you're ma's a sad cunt? :cool:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What a disturbing turn of events............... :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats sooo wrong espesh that its 2nd hand!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lexijb wrote:
    thats sooo wrong espesh that its 2nd hand!!
    Its second cock actually.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    Its second cock actually.

    slol!!!1!!! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    such a wind up ;p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is not a wind up. I'll post a pic when it arrives. I'm looking forward to some serious shagging, can't wait.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    muse- wrote:
    such a wind up ;p

    Sad thing is its getting old now. First it was hilarous, quite an original seeming funny bit, now its overdone and dull :\ Make it end.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    This is not a wind up. I'll post a pic when it arrives. I'm looking forward to some serious shagging, can't wait.
    slol1.jpg
    :p:p:p:p:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    This is not a wind up. I'll post a pic when it arrives. I'm looking forward to some serious shagging, can't wait.

    :lol:

    Why does this idea appeal to you?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    This is not a wind up. I'll post a pic when it arrives. I'm looking forward to some serious shagging, can't wait.

    do you think its gonna drop through your letter box?

    what do u think the postman will do with a woman shaped package?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    :lol:

    Why does this idea appeal to you?
    Listen I don't want to go into details, (I've done that elsewhere), but I've never had a g/f and never had sex. Due to my problems I doubt if I'll have a g/f at least in the short-term hence my desire to get rid of my pent-up frustrations through a sex doll. The one I saw advertised seemed to offer the most, it was also a latex more solid figure than the cheap blow-up variety.

    As for muse's comment, wise up, its not going to be posted as you describe.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    Listen I don't want to go into details, (I've done that elsewhere), but I've never had a g/f and never had sex. Due to my problems I doubt if I'll have a g/f at least in the short-term hence my desire to get rid of my pent-up frustrations through a sex doll. The one I saw advertised seemed to offer the most, it was also a latex more solid figure than the cheap blow-up variety.

    Fair enough.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How much did you end up paying for it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is a pic of the one I bought. I paid £75. Its coming from the US.

    http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/jenny/j007.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    This is a pic of the one I bought. I paid £75. Its coming from the US.

    http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/jenny/j007.jpg

    Not bad...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Looks real enough, here tugger when you've had your way with her will you flog it onto me? I'll give ya a fiver for it, hmm slutty dolls! :yum:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Looks real enough, here tugger when you've had your way with her will you flog it onto me? I'll give ya a fiver for it, hmm slutty dolls! :yum:

    :lol: Not bad do open a doll fuck house... plastic prostitution... pretty sure it would be lega too!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Looks real enough, here tugger when you've had your way with her will you flog it onto me? I'll give ya a fiver for it, hmm slutty dolls! :yum:
    What form a club, The Slutty Doll Club? Its possible, we could then pass her round until she's worn out.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh, well, shes lovely?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    What form a club, The Slutty Doll Club? Its possible, we could then pass her round until she's worn out.

    :no: :yuck:
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    You really are a moron.
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