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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    melanie wrote:
    shurly its just the same as the millions of women that have vibrators?

    Point taken, but a vibrator doesn't have a name, eyes and hair. well mine doesn't anyway!
    *hides*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They also fit into drawers better!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and they dont stare at u!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    J wrote:
    A second hand sex doll? That's worse than a second hand woman. What is the world coming too?!*@!
    Aren't most women second hand? One careful owner - he he, that'd be a good personal ad.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I cant beleive someone would want one, can u imagaine shaggin something thats stiff, cant talk and it would be like sticking your tinky winky in a samarties tube!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    holliepop27 wrote:
    can u imagaine shaggin something thats stiff, cant talk...

    Where do I sign up? ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Heavens to Murgatroyd.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    Where do I sign up? ;)

    on Ebay apparently!
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,283 Skive's The Limit
    holliepop27 wrote:
    can u imagaine shaggin something thats stiff, cant talk and it would be like sticking your tinky winky in a samarties tube!

    Not a whole world away from shoving a vibrator up yourself surely.

    This is funny thread. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It is, I wouldnt like to be there with a things eyes starring at me with a mouth gapping over , if u stoved it in to hard you might come out the other side or even worse she might go flyin up the walll!
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,283 Skive's The Limit
    I could never have one, not after watching that Only Fools and Horses episode.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    holliepop27 wrote:
    if u stoved it in to hard you might come out the other side or even worse she might go flyin up the walll!
    There are the cheap blow-up variety and the more sophisicated latex mannequin type with three orifices that are more life-like. Its the latter that I've bid for on ebay, I hope!
    She's also apprently able to moan in orgasmic ectasy at the required moment, if you press a certain button.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    There are the cheap blow-up variety and the more sophisicated latex mannequin type with three orifices that are more life-like. Its the latter that I've bid for on ebay, I hope!
    She's also apprently able to moan in orgasmic ectasy at the required moment, if you press a certain button.

    Not wishing to be rude but i think now i've maybe figured out why you can't get laid.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im not sure whether to laugh or cry over this thread
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have a used vibrator for sale, any takers?
    I bought it used so I guess its been around the block abit, but a skanky vibrator :naughty: Only 5 pounds!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    I have a used vibrator for sale, any takers?
    I bought it used so I guess its been around the block abit, but a skanky vibrator :naughty: Only 5 pounds!

    Tugger mite like it x best give him first refusal
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    holliepop27 wrote:
    sticking your tinky winky in a samarties tube!

    How old are you? 5?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No 19 thanks !
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Could have fooled me with your poor typing and immature names for sexual activity.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    She's also apprently able to moan in orgasmic ectasy at the required moment, if you press a certain button.
    Just like a real girl then. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    I have a used vibrator for sale, any takers?
    I bought it used so I guess its been around the block abit, but a skanky vibrator :naughty: Only 5 pounds!
    I think used ones sell for more on E-bay than brand new ones :naughty:

    And for whoever mentioned it, lots of women do give their vibrators names. I named my friend's vibrator for her. My own don't have names though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    I think used ones sell for more on E-bay than brand new ones :naughty:

    And for whoever mentioned it, lots of women do give their vibrators names. I named my friend's vibrator for her. My own don't have names though.
    Could be a first for the site......a name the vibrator competition.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They sell more cause theyre cheaper ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Love:TheRedOfTheRose wrote:
    They sell more cause theyre cheaper ;)

    And they got that nice smeel going on... much better than the smeel of brand new...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What if you got bored of the doll's appearance (as a lot ofmen seem to get bored with the same woman after a while)..

    Could you take her to the hairdressers or go to Ann Summers for some new outfits?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    She's also apprently able to moan in orgasmic ectasy at the required moment, if you press a certain button.

    I was on the phone to a customer when I read that...
    They were not best pleased when I pissed myself laughing at them for no reason! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The thought of buying a second hand doll still really troubles me, but if its what you want to do an all that, Please just make sure you clean and disinfect it immaculately, then, do it again.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    The idea of a slut doll appeals to me.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    This thread is hilarious. Here man, just go out on the town some night and shag a fat bird, you're better off with that, slutty dolls who orgasm at press of button, hahahaha hilarious. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aww i feel sorry for him.

    Imagine if the only way you could get laid was with a doll. That'd be horrible.
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