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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    Its just been delivered by courier half-an-hour ago. Not as good as the picture, a bit worn out as it appears to have been used a lot,

    Has it crossed your mind that she wasn't too thrilled at the look of you either ... ? :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    threesome... foursome for fuck sake... she got 3 holes and wont complan!

    :lol: I know. If she only could cook as well, she's be perfect!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote:
    :lol: I know. If she only could cook as well, she's be perfect!

    Tell me about it... It would be so cool... but if they had the ability to speak too a remote is necessary to mute the hell out of here...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So Tugger my man, have you fuck her yet?

    If so was it any good?

    How did it feel in there?

    Did you tried all her holes?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    Tell me about it... It would be so cool... but if they had the ability to speak too a remote is necessary to mute the hell out of here...

    Well, if it was my money, I'd get 'her' to be able to fetch me a beer rather than invest in some voice synth ....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote:
    Well, if it was my money, I'd get 'her' to be able to fetch me a beer rather than invest in some voice synth ....

    Me it's more a rolling spliff function that I would had... also I wouldn't mind if she speak... well not speaking for hours... but just to tell me I'm damn good in bed and scream a bit when I shag her... after she can shut it, unless she can be used as a stereo and play CD and mp3...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    Me it's more a rolling spliff function that I would had... also I wouldn't mind if she speak... well not speaking for hours... but just to tell me I'm damn good in bed and scream a bit when I shag her... after she can shut it, unless she can be used as a stereo and play CD and mp3...

    Dude, if I can ever afford a custom model, I'll be calling on you for advice! :thumb:

    Hey? Why not us start a web business? www.pimpmysexdoll.com :lol:

    Tugger, got some spare cash? We'd do a lovely job ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote:
    Dude, if I can ever afford a custom model, I'll be calling on you for advice! :thumb:

    Hey? Why not us start a web business? www.pimpmysexdoll.com :lol:

    Tugger, got some spare cash? We'd do a lovely job ...

    Sounds good to me... can sort us out the website and all and start making business... If we do well we can even open some sex doll houses, after all I think it would be legal... and you know what it might just work!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: you two are hilarous!
    Maybe cleaning sex dolls. Like they could come with vaccuum attachments... yeah... I"ll stay out of the idea making process.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    :lol: you two are hilarous!
    Maybe cleaning sex dolls. Like they could come with vaccuum attachments... yeah... I"ll stay out of the idea making process.

    A cleaning sex doll hey... not bad, will be cheap labor to work in our shop... also an other good thing would be a self-cleaning one, so she take care of what people who rent them leave in there... also might as well leave it in there for the next customer that way it's already lubricated...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    tugger, remember youll need lube for shagging a plastic doll or you might not find it as pleasurable as you thought.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote:
    tugger, remember youll need lube for shagging a plastic doll or you might not find it as pleasurable as you thought.

    I think he can just spit on her... don't think she will mind... :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i was thinking more for the friction burns aspect.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hes not replying. Hes probably busy ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote:
    hes not replying. Hes probably busy ;)

    Hehe... she must be great fun cos he has been away for a while... hope he is not stuck!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    C'mon guys. Don't underestimate his class. He is no doubt wining and dining her first. At £75, she wasn't cheap! :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote:
    C'mon guys. Don't underestimate his class. He is no doubt wining and dining her first. At £75, she wasn't cheap! :)

    Wonder what she is eating right now... sausage...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bit of toad in the hole :yum:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    Wonder what she is eating right now... sausage...
    you mean the little party ones you get on a stick with some cheese?
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote:
    bit of toad in the hole :yum:
    I'm having toad in the hole for tea - don't ruin it for me. I beg of you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    you mean the little party ones you get on a stick with some cheese?

    :lol: :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    So Tugger my man, have you fuck her yet?

    If so was it any good?

    How did it feel in there?

    Did you tried all her holes?

    Come on man, tell me, I know you're there!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wanna know how it went.

    This could be my only chance to hear what it feels like to fuck a plastic doll!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is one of the funniest threads I have ever seen! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't think hes got a doll. I reckon hes bluffing.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LacyMay wrote:
    I don't think hes got a doll. I reckon hes bluffing.

    i think he's making his own
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He did come and check out the thread, but didn't reply, he's gone now... maybe they just finished dinner and now it's time for dessert :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LacyMay wrote:
    I don't think hes got a doll. I reckon hes bluffing.

    :yes: I think he's the most successful troll this board has had
    (ie, been around the longest w/o getting banned)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Foxxy_Cymru wrote:
    i think he's making his own

    Now theres an idea.

    Do you reckon he dresses it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Btw Tugger, how did it go with the old divorced women you were trying to meet, have you told you've got a newer toy to play with?
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