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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Just spent a lot of dosh on a realistic blonde female doll with ALL the right attributes, at least that how she looks from the picture & description. She hasn't arrived yet, I bought her off ebay from a guy who was moving on. A bit of fun relief perhaps.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh golly
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My mate used to have a blow up doll woman thing, we used to drive around with it on the parcel shelf of his car as the reactions from others was aparently more fun than humping it... Hope you have fun with yours though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    second hand doll...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    second hand doll...

    Exactly what I was thinking. Lots of cleaning needed I think!!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lets see the lovely lady then
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hey, how you doing? *squelch*

    sorry, just make sure you erm dettox it or something first
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    I bought her off ebay from a guy who was moving on.

    Fuck yer a dirty tramp.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: usually i dont judge but i think i would want any doll that i shagged to be a virgin
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    melanie wrote:
    i would want any doll that i shagged to be a virgin

    Agreed!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    God you can't be that desperate as to buy a doll. A used one at that.

    Thats just wrong :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pure scum!!! second hand doll LMAO! That's up there with some of the nastiest things ever.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This guy is gonna get herpies from a used sex doll, have fun explaining that to your doctor :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Its ok, I treated her well... but she cheated on me, so I had to put her on eBay! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i have one word

    eeeewwwww
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Urr first why not get ya real woman instead of a plastic one and second can u imgine if he aint used it in a way and aint gave it a good sex, it will have more than crabs but maggots !
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I just wanna know if this thread was a big joke or not.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    holliepop27 wrote:
    Urr first why not get ya real woman instead of a plastic one and second can u imgine if he aint used it in a way and aint gave it a good sex, it will have more than crabs but maggots !

    :confused: what?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    holliepop27 wrote:
    Urr first why not get ya real woman instead of a plastic one and second can u imgine if he aint used it in a way and aint gave it a good sex, it will have more than crabs but maggots !

    What the fuck are you on about? :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    She's off her rocker.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh btw, don't forget to post a pic of her :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    Oh btw, don't forget to post a pic of her :)
    When it arrives I'll post a pic if its ok.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    When it arrives I'll post a pic if its ok.

    cool...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Each to his own, but seriously, why didn't you just invest in a brand new one? Is it one of those amazingly lifelike ones that costs thousands or something?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    everwonderwhy wrote:
    I dont understand why anyone would want to buy a doll that has been fucked silly by someone else
    The idea of a slut doll appeals to me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Pendari Champion wrote:
    I just wanna know if this thread was a big joke or not.
    Well, duh. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    The idea of a slut doll appeals to me.

    Nice comeback! :thumb:

    The concept of a sex doll isn't horrific in itself, but I do find fact that it's in used condition is pretty unpleasant. Make sure you douche her, and good.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Has anyone on her ever had one?? I dont know what someone would get out of shaggin a bit plastic!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tugger wrote:
    The idea of a slut doll appeals to me.

    You filthy bugger .... but I like you. :p

    I trust you don't still live at home or how do you explain to the family that your new girlfriend is deaf, dumb, mute and paralysed but up for a good shagging whenever? :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote:
    I trust you don't still live at home or how do you explain to the family that your new girlfriend is deaf, dumb, mute and paralysed but up for a good shagging whenever? :chin:

    :lol: :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    holliepop27 wrote:
    Has anyone on her ever had one?? I dont know what someone would get out of shaggin a bit plastic!
    shurly its just the same as the millions of women that have vibrators?
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