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Hung like a donkey

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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Kermit wrote:
    I thought they'd split up, tbh, but I must be wrong.
    You aren't wrong, we are just a bit... um...

    yeah.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thebeat goes on wrote:
    Why do blokes want to send pics of their knobs to people? Don't you girls find it offensive and a bit disturbing? I just don't get it. And as for cyber sex....... :confused:
    It wasnt a picture, i saw it in the flesh, i used to like cyber sex when i was like 14 and i hadnt had sex.... but why talk about it when you can do it :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    I thought they'd split up, tbh, but I must be wrong.
    We have but that still dont mean that i like seeing him flirting.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    We have but that still dont mean that i like seeing him flirting.

    To be fair then, that isn't his problem - it's yours. And I don't mean that in a nasty, confrontational way ... :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There's enough on the subject of Zella and Pirate people. Can we get back to some lighthearted banter on the subject of the large penis you were discussing to avoid a free-for-all slanging match developing here? Cheers.

    So I haven't been following too too closely, but which wins out of interest: girth or length, or does it have to be both, or is compact the order of the day?

    Happy debating x.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    YAY! Let's talk about penises again .... :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry guys, size does matter. Its girth and length that counts. If its too thin I cant feel it, If its too long It hurts - I dont like it banging against my cervix. I also agree that a guy needs to know how to use it - a lot of guys out there dont know how to make love - they just fuck, and they actually think they are good in bed, if they only knew the truth!
    I guess im just goldicocks, looking for the perfect cock that fits just right lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So what, in your experience, is your ideal length and girth?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok, but it appears that it is the norm for a lot of guys to do this. Why did he show you his cock? Did you get to play with it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    aimz wrote:
    It wasnt a picture, i saw it in the flesh, i used to like cyber sex when i was like 14 and i hadnt had sex.... but why talk about it when you can do it :naughty:

    Ok, but it appears that it is the norm for a lot of guys to do this. Why did he show you his cock? Did you get to play with it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I love a big dick as much as the next guy but it's not essential to a relationship, and I wouldn't hold it against someone if he was small.

    My favourite is about 7 inches. Actually I think that's about average.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thebeat goes on wrote:
    Ok, but it appears that it is the norm for a lot of guys to do this. Why did he show you his cock? Did you get to play with it?
    He was married so i wouldnt have touched him anyway but he is cute and he played the field alot but still it didnt interest me. I just wanted to see it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mazza wrote:
    Can we get back to some lighthearted banter on the subject of the large penis you were discussing to avoid a free-for-all slanging match developing here? So I haven't been following too too closely, but which wins out of interest: girth or length, or does it have to be both, or is compact the order of the day?
    You mods come out with some classics. I never thought you and Jim V would be telling us to talk about big cocks. :lol::p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Alan wrote:
    I love a big dick as much as the next guy but it's not essential to a relationship, and I wouldn't hold it against someone if he was small.

    My favourite is about 7 inches. Actually I think that's about average.

    Yeah - I'm happy with up to 7" .....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I just meant to look at.

    I don't think I could take a lot more than that without tearing something!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote:
    Yeah - I'm happy with up to 7" .....

    what, vinyl records?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    what, vinyl records?

    :rolleyes: Get out my thread!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    aimz wrote:
    :rolleyes: Get out my thread!

    and into you bed instead?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    what, vinyl records?

    If you really think that, you ought not to be on the Sex Boards .... ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    what, vinyl records?

    No computer disks, 3 1/2 inch floppy
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Iknowyourmum wrote:
    No computer disks, 3 1/2 inch floppy

    nah im old school, 5.25inch for me ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'll settle for that
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    and into you bed instead?
    Oh go on then.... WOW me with your charms
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    aimz wrote:
    Oh go on then.... WOW me with your charms

    as long as you wow me with yours :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    as long as you wow me with yours :hyper:
    ............. but of course
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    aimz wrote:
    ............. but of course
    :hyper: :flirt: :D :wave: :heart: :yippe: :chin: :naughty::love:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Are they the facial expressions you pull during sexual intercourse?
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Projectile vomiting all over the monitor at the above posts.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    aimz wrote:
    Are they the facial expressions you pull during sexual intercourse?


    do you want me to take off your blindfold next time?
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    I have a big willy.
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