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Hung like a donkey

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    My performance and penis have both been described as 'Perfect' ;d

    NO LIES (contact me for details and T&Cs) ;d

    you know you have to prove it if your going to say these things
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    My performance and penis have both been described as 'Perfect' ;d

    NO LIES (contact me for details and T&Cs) ;d


    I want to believe you, but im not sure if this is true.. well, theres only one way to find out :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    omg come sex me then ;<

    YAY!!! :hyper:

    The Pirate is going to sex me!!!!! :yum:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NothingGoldCanStay wrote:
    I think theres such a thing as a penis thats TOO big, and a penis thats too small, an then theres like the perfect size.. if its like really huge or really long it tends to be more painful then pleasurable but if its too small or too short, then theres really no point in doing anything at all.. but its so awesome, when you find someone who's write in the middle- the perfect size..


    So that begs a question to the girls. Forget what size your partner is, and dissregard all that about personallity and how its used etc...

    If you could have a guy made to measure to your perfect proportions what size would you really like?

    Have any of you actually took a tape measure to a guy?
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Teagan wrote:
    YAY!!! :hyper:

    The Pirate is going to sex me!!!!! :yum:
    oyer baby ;d
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It was Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    aimz wrote:
    It was Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!
    Stop telling people about my penis ;<
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    Stop telling people about my penis ;<

    err, im the one she has on webcam, not you

    shut up nublet
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the guy im currently seeing is my biggest so far. i was worried the first time i gave him a BJ i wouldnt be able to do it as good coz it was so big in my mouth. and tbh i dont think i can but he said im good so im not worrying.

    the thing is i never thought size mattered because in my experience guys are all pretty much the same and then i find someone like him and im like woah there cowboy!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V wrote:
    I can't believe I'm actually typing this... can we get back on the topic of the big cock and away from the discussion of semantics?
    Funniest thing I've ever read on this site. Jim, can I quote you on this in my signature? :p
    nicebutdim23 wrote:
    big ones scare me.
    Oh, Kim... ;)
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    MrG wrote:
    err, im the one she has on webcam, not you

    shut up nublet
    lick my nads ;<


    (and my extremly huge penis) ;d
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    lick my nads ;<
    (and my extremly huge penis) ;d
    Good comment, but still doesn't compare to the one Jim V made a few pages ago. That's gonna be in the classics.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Oh, Kim... ;)

    nowt to worry about from you ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    nowt to worry about from you ;)
    Well, she is my bitch, after all.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Huge!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote:
    YAY!!! :hyper:

    The Pirate is going to sex me!!!!! :yum:

    :impissed:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *hugs*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    *hugs*
    No HUGE :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    aimz wrote:
    No HUGE :P

    well thats why we snook off
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Zella wrote:
    :impissed:
    ;(

    *wasn't going to sex the faceless nub anyways ;<*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So not the point tho is it!
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Zella wrote:
    So not the point tho is it!
    Am I not aloud to joke with people? ;<
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes your aloud to joke with people but I would liek a bit of damn respect aswell! I dont like you flirting with people, I hate seeing it, it makes me feel sick. I dont do it purely because I respect you and dont want you to feel bad/upset. I have told you several fucking times that I dont like it so why do you insist on carrying on?
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    I shall decist, as it is obviously upsetting you.

    I'll also not post anything to anyone female.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dont be so daft, I'm not asking you not to talk to other girls, I'm asking you to give me some respect and not openly flirt in such a way when you know I can see it!
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    If I was really flirting, it would be ALOT less obvious.

    I shall obviously show you more respect, as I know you deserve it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Have I missed something? Doh! Zella and Dr Pirate are an item? :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I thought they'd split up, tbh, but I must be wrong.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why do blokes want to send pics of their knobs to people? Don't you girls find it offensive and a bit disturbing? I just don't get it. And as for cyber sex....... :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thebeat goes on wrote:
    And as for cyber sex.......

    ...... is good lol :naughty:
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