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What? Why does everyone think I'm a woman? Being mistaken for a woman when I walked past the building site was bad enough. Now, everyone here thinks I'm a woman. Please, CHECK MY PROFILE! AAARGH! :crazyeyes
Please stop flirting so much, it's not clever and it's like watching an over-eaged puppy. Widdling all over your new carpet.
*sigh*
The odd bit of flirting is amusing, but you flirt with owt in a skirt:(
If I were to sell, Fiend_85 would be ahead in the queue.
Sorry.
1000 golden camels, 1000 fine thorougbred racehorses, 1000 strong oxen to work 1000 acres of prime soil. And yet this is still an insult to your greatness. I grovel at your feet oh beautious aphrodite.
Oh, shut up and marry GWST, will you? Bloody whinger...
It's not just me whingeing though, is it?;)
Me? Whingeing? About what, Kermit?
Since it is my thread, there is a mixture of love and loathing here. Who do you have the hots for on this website? Who's special to you here? That's what I'm asking.
I do.
Oh no, wrong tab.
My mistake.
Dude I wrote loads on the glory that is GWST. No love my bottom.
Is it pretty enough to warrant it?
Depends on your opinion, it's a nice arse really.
I shall take your word for it. I would presume it to be, given your face:p
</hellfire :flirt:>
I suppose a picture is out of the question?
Why kermit, you're quite the charmer...
A good face is not necessarily a sign of a good arse. Unless we are talking about Jennifer Lopez, whom has a nice arse and can't sing. Which is irrelevant anyway.
Oy! Watch it! Be nice on my thread! :mad:
I remember.
In the picture thread i have looked at a couple of pages, and it is mostly girls posting their pics, some of them are bloody gorgeous though.
that's ok though, cos I don't think she's talking to you.