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Er, no. My sexual fetishes do not in any way involve lettuce.
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But that said, it depends on what you've got in mind. If I heard of an interesting thing to do with lettuce, I might consider it.
I was hoping you could share some ideas. I love my lettuce I just want to demonstrate my love, oh how I do.
Hmmm, maybe I could have my cat hunting rabbits?
Would be rather cool though, all in slow motion. With the lettuce in the ground, half of it in the rabbits mouth, and half of the rabbit in the cats mouth. Like darwins theory of evolution, except not. I'm sure science facultys would love it.
are you on sommat or just plain stoopid
now i'm convinced it should be illegal to be in posession of one!
Like this?
Or like this?
Or is bunny too tight to mention?
Those are the funniest things I have seen tonight!
The guy who had HIV and took is own life?
How do we always know if it's a lie? Then again, somebody who does post lies on the internet must have something wrong with them if they're that serious.
Personally I can't be arsed lying... But then I could be lying about not being arsed to lie