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BillieTheBot
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I was talking to a mate on msn earlier and we got talking about how many people we had been with.
So i was just wondering...How many people have YOU been with?
Me? 6
1)Mem....my first real boyfriend
2)Paddy...my ex from when i was 12 and my fuck buddy at 15
3)Luke...my last b/f but i shagged him last year too.
4)Danny...my last long term relationship
5)Alan....dannys best mate....3sum
6)Charlie...My gay conversion...and now he's a twathead
There...erm...your turn.:D
So i was just wondering...How many people have YOU been with?
Me? 6
1)Mem....my first real boyfriend
2)Paddy...my ex from when i was 12 and my fuck buddy at 15
3)Luke...my last b/f but i shagged him last year too.
4)Danny...my last long term relationship
5)Alan....dannys best mate....3sum
6)Charlie...My gay conversion...and now he's a twathead
There...erm...your turn.:D
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Only remember a few of their names though:o
None of them in a real relationship though just silly little one night stands.
1. Gordon (yes really!) - A wanker when I was about 15
2. Leon - A wanker when I was about 16
3. Ben - My mate that I slept with one Xmas eve when V.drunk
4. James - A wanker I lived with at uni
5. Jay - My ex of 3 years
6. Dan - A guy I was seeing for a few weeks who couldn't last longer than about 1 minute
God I have such good taste :rolleyes:
But I know all their names
2. Alex, one of my sisters mates.
3. J, Friends brother.
4. Dave, Yeah, I'll keep that one to myself.
6. Andy, old school friend.
7. Matt, see above.
8. Adam, someone I was seeing.
9. Dave, current BF.
I think thats them all.
Now, dont you feel like you know me so much more?
dope wordplay!
althu pussy and cigars are better.
thats a sign of a good night!
8..ish.
ish being the one I cannot mind. :chin: Oh dear.
glad to see i have some sort of effect on you
ummm as for the topic... ME??? 3
1. allison... my first serious long term relationship
2.gina... was lot less serious than the first but the sex was great! and i still see her sometimes in town...
3. would be my last love... tracy... a.k.a LadyT as you would know her.
so molo... you aint the only good boy
though i think i need to rack up a few more.....
xa - ex-girlfriend, never got to do anything with her though
je - ex-best mate - we don't talk any more, not since we slept together
ju - ex-girlfriend - this is the one who turned around earlier in the week and said she didnt want anything to do with me
lu - new girlfriend... meeting up with her on saturday
This is gonna be a test of memory but I think it is about 20... Well - these are the ones I can remember the names of... and so I remember sleeping with them...
Names (roughly in order...):
Jaelith (First girlfriend when I was 17)
Cat (First ONS - my boss... Had been in the job 5 days)
Lisa (Stupidly hot ex-model - was gutted that didn't work out...)
Kat (Long term ex-... Top lass. Still friends after over 3 years!)
Jane (Short term ex- one of the nicest people on the planet)
Nikki (She had been chasing me for ages and it seemed like a good idea when drunk... Wasn't in the end...
Sally (Erm - pulled her in a club and shagged her in the toilets... Oops!)
Julia (Friend - we were drunk and horny)
Sara (Girl from Israel)
Lenicka (Girl from Prague - my abs were sore for days we went at it that hard!!!)
Valerie (Italian and MY GOD so fine...)
Angie (Girl from USA over here studying)
Danielle (Girl met in bar... VERY enthusiastic!!)
Rowan (Now good mate)
Tamar (Another Israeli - shouldn't have happened. I was pissed, she tee-total so I blame her
Kate (Went to G.A.Y with a gay friend and ended up going home with a girly! Good result! He went home alone! HAHAHA!
Sonya (Girl from club night I go to. Nice girl - major baggage though!)
Katie (Friend from nightclub circle of friends - Shouldn't have happened)
Steph (Woman I met on the plane going over to America
Jenny (Current Beau... She's lovely!)
There may be a couple more but I am not too sure...
:eek2:
G.
stephen - first boyfriend. were together about 6 months.
peter - long distance guy. together 4 months.
ryan. is now gay. together a year and a half.
thom. ex-fiancee. together nearly 3 years.
carrick. friend. mistake.
paul. current mr. kaffrin. together nearly 2 years and counting.
would be happier if it were less.
...and I swear it's actually getting less than that...
A) I actually can't remember the correct number
C) Don't know the names of some of the ones I have slept with
D) Don't want you all to think I'm a slag
Andy - ex fiance,k nuff said.
Pete - sweet guy who got me on the rebound and I broke his heart.
Gary - was a planned one nighter....but if I'm ever single again I'd def go back there.
Will - another planned one nighter
Asa - was planned one nighter, became f*ck buddy then current b/f
Matt - Bloke I saw for about a month and was shit in bed
Chris - guy who thought he was the best in bed, in fact he was close to the worst.
then there's Andrew that I never really had intercourse with and yet did so he's only a half.
So that makes 8 and a half.
Okkkkkk, explain.
This is
SEX!!! HOW MANY?????
There's a difference
Karen - ex for a while, first proper (penitrative) sex.
Laura - One night (rebound) stand. Very drunk and very regretful. Visit to doctors not long after
Steph - Sort of g/f for a while but I was too fucked up so just casual relationship with sex.
Grace - very nice young lady but I was still fucked up. Dirty girl
Hannah - current and most serious relationship, fantastic sex (and not just saying that) and we've just come back from holiday abroad so it got even better
So that makes 5 I guess. Maybe there's more that slipped my mind and plenty of 'halfs' or sort-ofs.
We'll go with the legal definition of sex: including
Mutual Masterbation
Oral Sex
Penetrative Sex
God if we're talking about how many people you've done more than snogging with, I should think most people will have to edit their answers
i realy should edit my answer now then lol... but i aint gonna
Are they initials or Oriental names?!