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Simple Displeasures

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ballerina wrote: »
    And fb drama in general. There's nothing more annoying than people posting attention seeking cryptic statuses so then they're flocked with loads of comments going 'you ok?' ect and then refuse to talk about it. And people aiming catty statuses at each other. Grow up!!

    :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That makes me chuckle. A status of *sigh* or similar. OMG WHAT'S UP!?!?!

    I've got a great one of these people on my facebook. Constant vaguebooking, posting thinly veiled messages to men who've wronged her. One time she changed her status to "oh please god, please, no no no", to which nobody responded, which I found truly hilarious.

    After a long and protracted break-up with someone, which we had all had to sort of piece together from her vague status updates, one day she posted "louise is loving the karma!" To which I commented, "I prefer a tikka masala myself". That cheered me up, though she wasn't too amused.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jamelia wrote: »
    I've got a great one of these people on my facebook. Constant vaguebooking, posting thinly veiled messages to men who've wronged her. One time she changed her status to "oh please god, please, no no no", to which nobody responded, which I found truly hilarious.

    The aloofness of vaguebookers is doubly funny. As if vaguebooking + aloofness = profundity.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am guilty of writing statuses (stati?) like that. But that's more because I'm ranting and am not looking for anyone to say anything as such.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Also people who constantly talk about the same thing in their stauses. One of my friends had a baby last year and I'm not kidding around 4-6 times a day she pops up in my feed saying that she loves her baby. Yeah...we know. Or people that constantly put soppy stauses about their other half :yuck:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ballerina wrote: »
    Also people who constantly talk about the same thing in their stauses. One of my friends had a baby last year and I'm not kidding around 4-6 times a day she pops up in my feed saying that she loves her baby. Yeah...we know.

    one of the women i went to school with is like this. When she first had her son she kept putting statuses saying things like "*** has fallen asleep with my nipple in his mouth" it was just way too much info.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    one of the women i went to school with is like this. When she first had her son she kept putting statuses saying things like "*** has fallen asleep with my nipple in his mouth" it was just way too much info.

    :lol: this friend is always like 'I love my coth bummed, breast fed, co sleeping baby' like doing everything au naturale makes her a better mum or something? :confused: I don't really understand baby talk though.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ballerina wrote: »
    Also people who constantly talk about the same thing in their stauses. One of my friends had a baby last year and I'm not kidding around 4-6 times a day she pops up in my feed saying that she loves her baby. Yeah...we know. Or people that constantly put soppy stauses about their other half :yuck:

    I must be lucky then:

    A friend will sometimes talk about his son; but not all the time. He does count down something. So, it's basically 7 weeks of him counting down some random stuff that hardly anyone understands.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I had some milkshake around mid day. I still have the after taste of milk in my mouth.:yuck:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    one of the women i went to school with is like this. When she first had her son she kept putting statuses saying things like "*** has fallen asleep with my nipple in his mouth" it was just way too much info.

    I presume that **** is her baby, otherwise that would be TMI for another reason.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I presume that **** is her baby, otherwise that would be TMI for another reason.

    :thumb: you do make me laugh
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    eating so much that you are the next 5 hours immobile and your tummy is bloated like hell and you feel a bit sick.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ballerina wrote: »
    Also people who constantly talk about the same thing in their stauses. One of my friends had a baby last year and I'm not kidding around 4-6 times a day she pops up in my feed saying that she loves her baby. Yeah...we know. Or people that constantly put soppy stauses about their other half :yuck:

    This made me laugh...
    :yes: sooo annoying!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    splinters >_<
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Waking up in the middle of a good dream. Although I'm not sure how I worried I should be that I was dreaming about Alice in Wonderland...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    inability to fucking sleep.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know people cant help sneezing but that over exaggerated gasp noise some people make before they sneeze really gets on my tits haha
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Asking someone to hurry up, and they just slow down further.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    choking on your own drool.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Having dark body hair that grows back too quickly.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dog sticking his knee / elbow where it hurts.
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Warming up? Posts: 16,688
    Getting excited about something and finding out that you can't do it (yet) in the last moment.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Reeeeeeally wanting to buy something but not being able to afford it, go back the next week when you can and it's sold out in your size :banghead:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Snoring dog
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    People who agree to something one day, fully commit to it, then just totally, utterly and completely change their mind the next and in doing so leave you royally fucked.

    Actually, that's more of a complicated displeasure, but a displeasure it most certainly fucking is.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Acid reflux, that feeling of gagging and choking that wakes up up from sleep, yumm!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Waiting for an answer, I just need to know yes or no so that I can make plans.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chronic diarrhoea :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A friend who always seem to hijack my Facebook stati and totally changes the subject.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Being hungry in the library. I guess it's time for a toast break.
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