Home› General Chat
If you need urgent support, call 999 or go to your nearest A&E. To contact our Crisis Messenger (open 24/7) text THEMIX to 85258.
Read the community guidelines before posting ✨
Options

Petition for Chief Strongpeen's Smile

2456

Comments

  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sits on Totem wrote: »
    Oh no, now he'll be hooked -.-

    He's in for an awful surprise ;)
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't get surprised anymore. I just get even more rabid.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh gawd. Someone has appealed to his obsession with buttsecks.
    Lord help us all.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In da buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttt.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    back on topic.

    I'm so signing this freakin petition.

    wy5-DWD.jpg
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm actually a guy.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's too late to back out of our arrangement.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I Love You, Miss Durk!

    Post-Script: Awwh, you guys have a filter so I can't type in all caps. This makes me sad.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    right back at ya, Mum ;)

    and hell yes, this forum has lots of guys.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chief Jay Strongpeen wrote: »
    It's too late to back out of our arrangement.

    I thought "backing" up would be in your interests.

    Where did I agree to this anyway? It's the other guy with the obsession ;)
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    G-Raffe wrote: »
    I'm actually a guy.


    *high five*
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Inconceivable. Your posterior is mine.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chief Jay Strongpeen wrote: »
    Inconceivable.

    You're a bit late for that, too...
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chief turned gay.

    how unexpected.
    yet amusing.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Everyone here is going to be shagged relentlessly. Line up, single file for your violent plundering from the strongpeen.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chief Jay Strongpeen wrote: »
    Everyone hear is going to be shagged relentlessly. Line up, single file for your violent plundering from the strongpeen.

    "here"

    and calm down cassanova :yum:

    Nice edit chief ;)
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I already edited it. :P
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sits on Totem wrote: »
    *high five*

    It's not gay if you high five afterwards
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was under the impression that it's only gay if the balls touch.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Any male-to-male physical contact can be ungayed simply by patting one another on the back. See any episode of Full House.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it's gay either way.

    it's not gay if the girl is there too though...

    so...
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Clan Mother Red wrote: »
    I was under the impression that it's only gay if the balls touch.

    The rules....

    http://www.itsnotgayif.com/top20.php
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dances With Durks wrote: »
    it's gay either way.

    it's not gay if the girl is there too though...

    so...

    Are you hinting that you'd like to turn their gay lovefest into a threesome? You horny durk. xD
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    XD

    well...

    it could be fun.

    and stop calling me durk! XD
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Word. Lina got the durk face on, fo' sho'.

    Note to non-Clansmen: The durk face is a face Lina makes when I make her wet.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I thought you didn't like to share, Miss Durk. Are you becoming more generous?

    And as long as you call me "Mum", I'm calling you "Durk".
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chris, shut up, you don't need to explain my faces to the entire forum. XD

    and just for your information: I did NOT have the durk face on.


    and Jessi -I still don't wanna share. but I'd rather share with a guy than with a girl.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You were thinking about having a sexy threesome, of COURSE you had that face on.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ha I can't wait for Helen and Jo to see this..
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    who are they?
Sign In or Register to comment.