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TheSite Baby Meet

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Who's up for it?

You don't need to have or bring a baby. But you must abide by the following conditions:

- be fine with a baby-friendly meeting place. No bars. Possible a family friendly pub/cafe or somewhere like a soft play?

- please do not say fuck or bugger. Little people are experts at copying.

- be ok with possibly getting a little puke on you. Or maybe some banana. Oh my, banana can travel.

- not be freaked out if someone pops a boob out. Discreetly, like. And for the purposes of feeding offspring, not just for the laugh.

- no baby stealing. At least not long term. Parents must be reunited with their offspring by the end of the meet (that includes you, Franki).

Ideas?

ETA: this is not an official TheSite meet. Please exercise usual caution when meeting strangers off the internet. I'm sure Helen will be along soon to post the meet safety guideline link :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But baby borrowing is ok right? Just for a little bit....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Borrowing is fine, as long as it's not the kind of borrowing like at the library when you realise that your book is so overdue that you've kind of accidentally stolen it and you can never go back to the library.

    Not that I have ever done that, of course.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is bugger bad? Bugger seemed like the child acceptable version of fuck or other words.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my name wrote: »
    Is bugger bad? Bugger seemed like the child acceptable version of fuck or other words.

    Buggery is sex up the bum! I am so not ready to have that conversation :p


    'Please do not say fuck or bugger' is from a comedy program over here taking the piss out of our Big Brother. UK specific cultural reference!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The knowledge gained every day!

    Buggery :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kaff wrote: »
    - not be freaked out if someone pops a boob out. Discreetly, like. And for the purposes of feeding offspring, not just for the laugh.

    I would have come along, but this one means I can't.

    it's not that I have a problem with public breasts feeding, whether done discreetly or not. It's the fact that you are ruling out the possibility of anyone getting their breasts out just for a laugh.

    That's just being a killjoy. :(:D


    Seriously, I'd love to come but I'm just no good at these things.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We're in,
    Lolzabeth and me,
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im tempted but it would depends whereabouts it is
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote: »
    im tempted but it would depends whereabouts it is

    Yeah, this :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    are you allowed to come if you don't have a baby? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Location is still under debate! I think it's fairest to choose somewhere relatively central to everyone who wants to come, so we could wait and see who wants to come and then agree on something?

    Oh, and MoK, I am totally ok with you flashing a bit of nip if you want to! I'm all for equal ops ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    blah blah blah wrote: »
    are you allowed to come if you don't have a baby? :p
    Kaff wrote:
    You don't need to have or bring a baby.

    ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    good :D

    i would possibly be up for coming one of these meets as it would be the older/more mature members going!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kaff wrote: »
    ;)

    haha, sorry. i am still half asleep in bed! missed that bit!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this thread is full of funniness that i did not think i could feel til at least midday.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :hyper:

    As long as I can steal Baby-Kaff and Baby-Kermit&GWST for a few hours each, I have no problem giving them back :D.

    Make me a yes, provided you don't go making it a WILDLY inconvenient weekend and someone can put me up for the night.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You could all come to mine.

    I'm central - Birmingham

    Large garden

    Large(ish) house

    Big fuck off cooker that can heat 7 bottles/num nums individually

    Cake

    Playroom which can be 'adjusted'

    Sling - Swing

    Bondage Table - Nappy change table

    Bondage chair - breast feeding chair (though you would have to sit with your legs wide open)

    St Andrew's Cross - Bag holder

    Cage - Play pen

    Oooooo and we can play Baby Roulette

    Like Russian Roulette, but instead of 5 blanks and a bullet we could have 5 clean babies and one with a pooey nappy fit to burst and take it in turns having a random baby plonked on our laps.

    :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RS, i am so there!

    i might turn up at the meet with a cabbage patch doll and call it clementine jnr. you all have to pretend it's real and make goo goo noises at it or i will cry. a bit like what that ginger woman did in gimme gimme, aw i loved that show.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rubber I want to come to your house D:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kaff wrote: »
    - not be freaked out if someone pops a boob out.

    Ok, you convinced me. Just tell me when and where. I think I can even obtain a baby I can tag along.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    clementine_the_tangerine wrote: »
    a bit like what that ginger woman did in gimme gimme, aw i loved that show.

    Lynda La Hughs - 'Tom, i don't like cats. Get rid of it. When people look at me they don't think cat, they think dog.'

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    Lynda La Hughs - 'Tom, i don't like cats. Get rid of it. When people look at me they don't think cat, they think dog.'

    :D

    i aspire to be her :heart:

    tom is cute too, i still say 'you are so redick' in honour of him
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Guys I am supposed to be working and you have now made me want to go and YouTube clips of Gimme Gimme Gimme :grump:.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    clementine_the_tangerine wrote: »
    i aspire to be her :heart:

    I'll be Tom to your Lynda :)

    DCI Hughs, you're nicked you slag

    Owwwww i'm a good girl i am
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote: »
    Guys I am supposed to be working

    Bollocks :)

    Just seen the ranty thread. You're ordering sex toys !
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    Bollocks :)

    Just seen the ranty thread. You're ordering sex toys !
    :o

    Not sex toys!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Makes a change :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's why you love me ;).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    I'll be Tom to your Lynda :)

    DCI Hughs, you're nicked you slag

    Owwwww i'm a good girl i am

    ohh just remembered one...

    tom: im in distress

    linda: im in DIS DRESS!!

    oh good times :D i will be your linda, the filthy slut!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My eyes! Sex toys and bondage tables?!

    This is not baby meet talk :(
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