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TheSite Baby Meet
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Who's up for it?
You don't need to have or bring a baby. But you must abide by the following conditions:
- be fine with a baby-friendly meeting place. No bars. Possible a family friendly pub/cafe or somewhere like a soft play?
- please do not say fuck or bugger. Little people are experts at copying.
- be ok with possibly getting a little puke on you. Or maybe some banana. Oh my, banana can travel.
- not be freaked out if someone pops a boob out. Discreetly, like. And for the purposes of feeding offspring, not just for the laugh.
- no baby stealing. At least not long term. Parents must be reunited with their offspring by the end of the meet (that includes you, Franki).
Ideas?
ETA: this is not an official TheSite meet. Please exercise usual caution when meeting strangers off the internet. I'm sure Helen will be along soon to post the meet safety guideline link
You don't need to have or bring a baby. But you must abide by the following conditions:
- be fine with a baby-friendly meeting place. No bars. Possible a family friendly pub/cafe or somewhere like a soft play?
- please do not say fuck or bugger. Little people are experts at copying.
- be ok with possibly getting a little puke on you. Or maybe some banana. Oh my, banana can travel.
- not be freaked out if someone pops a boob out. Discreetly, like. And for the purposes of feeding offspring, not just for the laugh.
- no baby stealing. At least not long term. Parents must be reunited with their offspring by the end of the meet (that includes you, Franki).
Ideas?
ETA: this is not an official TheSite meet. Please exercise usual caution when meeting strangers off the internet. I'm sure Helen will be along soon to post the meet safety guideline link
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Not that I have ever done that, of course.
Buggery is sex up the bum! I am so not ready to have that conversation
'Please do not say fuck or bugger' is from a comedy program over here taking the piss out of our Big Brother. UK specific cultural reference!
Buggery
I would have come along, but this one means I can't.
it's not that I have a problem with public breasts feeding, whether done discreetly or not. It's the fact that you are ruling out the possibility of anyone getting their breasts out just for a laugh.
That's just being a killjoy.
Seriously, I'd love to come but I'm just no good at these things.
Lolzabeth and me,
Yeah, this
Oh, and MoK, I am totally ok with you flashing a bit of nip if you want to! I'm all for equal ops
i would possibly be up for coming one of these meets as it would be the older/more mature members going!!!!
haha, sorry. i am still half asleep in bed! missed that bit!
As long as I can steal Baby-Kaff and Baby-Kermit&GWST for a few hours each, I have no problem giving them back .
Make me a yes, provided you don't go making it a WILDLY inconvenient weekend and someone can put me up for the night.
I'm central - Birmingham
Large garden
Large(ish) house
Big fuck off cooker that can heat 7 bottles/num nums individually
Cake
Playroom which can be 'adjusted'
Sling - Swing
Bondage Table - Nappy change table
Bondage chair - breast feeding chair (though you would have to sit with your legs wide open)
St Andrew's Cross - Bag holder
Cage - Play pen
Oooooo and we can play Baby Roulette
Like Russian Roulette, but instead of 5 blanks and a bullet we could have 5 clean babies and one with a pooey nappy fit to burst and take it in turns having a random baby plonked on our laps.
:thumb:
i might turn up at the meet with a cabbage patch doll and call it clementine jnr. you all have to pretend it's real and make goo goo noises at it or i will cry. a bit like what that ginger woman did in gimme gimme, aw i loved that show.
Ok, you convinced me. Just tell me when and where. I think I can even obtain a baby I can tag along.
Lynda La Hughs - 'Tom, i don't like cats. Get rid of it. When people look at me they don't think cat, they think dog.'
i aspire to be her
tom is cute too, i still say 'you are so redick' in honour of him
I'll be Tom to your Lynda
DCI Hughs, you're nicked you slag
Owwwww i'm a good girl i am
Bollocks
Just seen the ranty thread. You're ordering sex toys !
Not sex toys!
ohh just remembered one...
tom: im in distress
linda: im in DIS DRESS!!
oh good times i will be your linda, the filthy slut!
This is not baby meet talk