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I've got a great one of these people on my facebook. Constant vaguebooking, posting thinly veiled messages to men who've wronged her. One time she changed her status to "oh please god, please, no no no", to which nobody responded, which I found truly hilarious.
After a long and protracted break-up with someone, which we had all had to sort of piece together from her vague status updates, one day she posted "louise is loving the karma!" To which I commented, "I prefer a tikka masala myself". That cheered me up, though she wasn't too amused.
The aloofness of vaguebookers is doubly funny. As if vaguebooking + aloofness = profundity.
one of the women i went to school with is like this. When she first had her son she kept putting statuses saying things like "*** has fallen asleep with my nipple in his mouth" it was just way too much info.
this friend is always like 'I love my coth bummed, breast fed, co sleeping baby' like doing everything au naturale makes her a better mum or something? I don't really understand baby talk though.
I must be lucky then:
A friend will sometimes talk about his son; but not all the time. He does count down something. So, it's basically 7 weeks of him counting down some random stuff that hardly anyone understands.
I presume that **** is her baby, otherwise that would be TMI for another reason.
:thumb: you do make me laugh
This made me laugh...
:yes: sooo annoying!
Actually, that's more of a complicated displeasure, but a displeasure it most certainly fucking is.