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How many people have you slept with?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GothDetectives wrote: »
    I have teh sex. OMG.

    *sigh* any spare? :impissed:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    skakitty wrote: »
    *sigh* any spare? :impissed:

    hah, nah not recently actually. Was just saying to shock kira, that I have sex :O

    But I may soonish ... we shall see...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    eeewwww second-hand sex! :yuck:
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LOL i'd take second hand rather than none :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is it just me or has this thread gotten way too philosophical? :crazyeyes I thought it was about how many people we'd done naughties with? :yes:

    For me it's as previous + a couple more :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    skakitty wrote: »
    LOL i'd take second hand rather than none :p

    Me to i'm not proud :flirt:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    See guys, it's threads like this that make me feel like a child... I have to most GROSSEST image in my head :yuck:
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Broken-Angel wrote: »
    See guys, it's threads like this that make me feel like a child... I have to most GROSSEST image in my head :yuck:
    Xx


    haha a new mental image for 'sloppy seconds':thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Broken-Angel wrote: »
    See guys, it's threads like this that make me feel like a child... I have to most GROSSEST image in my head :yuck:
    Xx

    well, sex is dirty, slippery and stinky if performed correct....

    :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *farts*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd definitely do you all. I've got a lot of love to share.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GothDetectives wrote: »
    *farts*

    That's the spirit!

    And already 1/3 of good sex. *wipes the lint under his bed and throws it in GD's hair*.

    dirty: 2/3 !
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GothDetectives wrote: »
    *farts*
    That's how it's done :yes:.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thunderstruck wrote: »
    I'd definitely do you all. I've got a lot of love to share.

    :yeees: I'm fine thanks.
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote: »
    well, sex is dirty, slippery and stinky if performed correct....

    :razz:

    EEEEEWWW EEEWWW EEEWWWW STRUBBS! :sour:

    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote: »
    That's the spirit!

    And already 1/3 of good sex. *wipes the lint under his bed and throws it on GD's hair*.

    2/3 !

    I'm so turned on right now
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    GothDetectives wrote: »
    I'm so turned on right now
    hearing about 2nd hand sex and farting, who isn't?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    An ex bf once farted just after sex then pulled the cover up over our heads. He did not get sex for a LONG long time after that...
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    that's called a dutch oven.

    It's awesome, you should have put out double after that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GothDetectives wrote: »
    I'm so turned on right now

    *throws a banana peel on the ground on which GD comically slips out*

    3/3 !

    I like to inform you that we are - at least to this checklist - having sex.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote: »
    *throws a banana peel on the ground on which GD comically slips out*

    3/3 !

    I like to inform you that we are - at least to this checklist - having sex.

    excellent, I wondered why I felt a little damp earlier.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote: »
    This.

    People do say it.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    kira wrote: »
    People do say it.
    Are they the same people that don't have sex?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote: »
    Are they the same people that don't have sex?
    Maybe there's something wrong with his hearing that he doesn't hear the word "some" at the beginning of the sentence "some people don't have sex."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lea_uk wrote: »
    "some people don't have sex."


    Tell me about it !!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kira wrote: »
    People do say it.

    For the love of God... Unless this has entered modern vernacular and I haven't noticed, no, people do not say it. Stop being deliberately obtuse.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Raise your hand if you have sex!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I soooo have the sex.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You mean 'teh sex'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, I most definitely had teh sex on Sunday. Rawr.
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