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my favourite by far!!
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one of my friends joined ORLY?
and another friend joined YA RLY
'Get the london look...na your alright sort your teeth out'
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ke$ha
I join groups because i like the title, then contribute nothing
If that fucking fire alarm goes off again, something better be burning
Mondays should be cancelled due to general lack of interest
No, I don't care if I die at 11, I refuse to pass on your chain letter
Petition to revoke the independence of the United States of America
It's not my fault what you said can be misconstrued as a sexual innuendo
Physics don't exist, it's all gnomes
Everyone has a mate called Dave
I used to cover my hands in glue at school so I could peel it off
The lying down game...Northern Chapter
Fat kids are harder to kidnap
I hate it when someone leaves the door open when you're comfortable in bed
When I was younger, I loved using the Clarks electronic shoe fitting machine
and my fave:
Girls in corsets are hot :eek:
Your mum's so fat, when she got cremated all the planes were stopped.
"No your just wrong so sit there in your wrongness and be wrong"
"David Cameron is actually a Moomin"
i suspect the second one is from scrubs..
http://www.facebook.com/pages/even-tho-u-stabbed-ma-nan-ur-still-da-1-4-me/119093601436097?v=info
i was looking at this today, is that group for real or is it a joke?
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/group.php?gid=221247541939
Fact: Your mum is THE best comeback.
Haha I love this one!
For the info: "Hietzing" is the last station of the U4 (a subway line in Vienna).
"I fuhr mit der U-Bahn bis Hietzing, weil ich mit dem Piercing am Sitz hing."
('hing' rhymes with piercing and hietzing)
which would be something like "I went with the subway to Hietzing, because I was stuck on my seat with my piercing."