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whats the best FB group

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
haha i'm sure there is a lot of you that join random facebook groups! Whats the best one / one thats made you laugh?

For me i have to say its:

When i was your age i was catching pokemon, not STI's
I wish Jedward's parents had called them Peter and Rick
I lol'd when I realized that Mr. CRABS lives in BIKINI BOTTOM...

please don't say i am the only one that joins random groups when i'm bored? lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When i was your age i was catching pokemon, not STI's

    THIS ONE. It was the one I thought of when I first read your thread title but you'd already said it. :cool:

    Ah I can't remember any of the others ones.... mainly because I don't actually join them :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh but there is...

    Fuck School I Wanna Be A Panda
    Catchy Biology Pickup Lines

    First one is pretty self-explanatory... but the second one because I love this: "If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I dont join them but people on my list do so they show up everywhere:

    You have more STD's than GCSE's
    I was jealous then I realised she's ugly
    (mean but true)

    Will think of more soon
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Team "Guy Who Almost Hit Bella With A Car" - lol
    The hilarity of Harry Potter quotes when changing "wand" to "willy"
    Team Jacob? Team Edward? How about Team Shut the fuck up
    You're not a vampire, you're a sparkly douchebag in a tree.
    come dine with me is actually pretty banging

    I don't mind Twilight but these groups made me lol

    God this is bad, i need to stop joining groups

    "ha! you flinched!" "well yeah, you almost punched me in the face!"
    The lad who painted a 60ft willy on his parents house is a legend!
    Mean Girls is actually the best quotable movie ever made - now that is a fact right there.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "I have a twin and that makes me better than you".
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote: »
    "I have a twin and that makes me better than you".

    :O *joins*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Harry Potter pick up lines:

    You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.

    These made me giggle for far too long :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't understand the point of the groups... anybody want to explain?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The point is..I don't really think there is one..?
    You look at the name...laugh...and join.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fuck this im going to hogwarts
    croutons- what for?
    you don't like marmite? you're a twat
    a world where chickens can cross the road without motives being questioned
    converting the whole canon of english literature into limericks
    there are no gherkins in heaven
    i love thumb man!

    yay
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you don't like marmite? you're a twat

    This is lies.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dont you hate it when Ke$ha holds your party up because she hasnt walked in
    I LOLed when i found out how hard it is to say Irish Wristwatch outloud.
    I survived 2009 without getting pregnant
    I hate it when someone comes over and I have to put pants on
    Fuck The War In Iraq, We Have To Catch Voldemort
    Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha

    We love the woman on Jeremy Kyle with the funny stupid cry. <-- its actually really funny.
    who loves orange soda? .....KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA
    They aren't going to turn facebook into a paysite...stop being morons.
    I've carried some sort of road sign home as a souvenir.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Only on facebook; can you tell your mates how shit it is, by word of group.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I lol'd when I realized that Mr. CRABS lives in BIKINI BOTTOM...

    I just lol'd
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    all this change the color of your fb profile and see who's stalking you is SO annoying. and always being invited to join so much rubbish! ugghh
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My favoruite is...

    "I hate it when you're with MC Hammer and he doesn't let you touch anything"

    xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    grace wrote: »
    The point is..I don't really think there is one..?
    You look at the name...laugh...and join.

    So theres no conversation about the topic or pictures or anything?

    I must admit, some of these are quite funny sounding.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    miss_tery wrote: »
    My favoruite is...

    "I hate it when you're with MC Hammer and he doesn't let you touch anything"

    xx

    *joins*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my name wrote: »
    So theres no conversation about the topic or pictures or anything?

    I must admit, some of these are quite funny sounding.

    Nah, they do allow discussions, pictures, etc, so you get all that as well as a funny name :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Perhaps unsurprisingly, I happen to be rather fond of this group:

    Hi, I'm a duck. I don't care about sex or COD, I just want your bread.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'I hate when Gandalf marks your exam and wont let you pass'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That one something like "You're 30 and still reppin your postcode come on now.."

    Plastic gangster-itis
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lexi99 wrote: »
    'I hate when Gandalf marks your exam and wont let you pass'

    Teeheehee!!!

    I never had any groups until this thread. I now have lots!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    grace wrote: »
    see who's stalking you

    Am I the only who finds stuff like this sad?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Melian wrote: »
    Am I the only who finds stuff like this sad?

    What finding group names funny? or people that do the stalker thingy?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like the group that is trying to attract more fans of a picture of a sausage roll, than cheryl cole has fans on facebook :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Akon's poor attempt at describing the girl without being disrespectful.

    No matter how bad my life gets, I will never end up on Jeremy Kyle.

    And from Friends:

    "GET OFF THE PLANE" "Why?" "THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE LEFT FELANJI!"
    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Jeremy Kyle drinking game is probably one of my favourites, mainly for its disturbing level of accuracy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock!
    Fuck School I Wanna Be A Panda

    These are amazing. Shame I'm not on facebook.
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