Home General Chat
If you need urgent support, call 999 or go to your nearest A&E. To contact our Crisis Messenger (open 24/7) text THEMIX to 85258.
Read the community guidelines before posting ✨

whats the best FB group

2»

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't join these groups but some of them make me giggle...one I saw today was 'Maybe it's Maybelline....maybe it's Photoshop' :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi Ima Towel And When We Touch You Make Me Wet


    my favourite by far!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I Brush My Teeth With Toothpaste, Not A Bottle of Jack You Disgusting Woman.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oohh man, I wish I was allowed facebook! I used to be on VF and some of the "cults" as they were called, had good names... Can't remember them though xD No where near as funny as these though...
    Xx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:

    one of my friends joined ORLY?
    and another friend joined YA RLY

    orly.jpg

    ya-rly001.jpg
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know this is dead BUT.. had to share this one :razz:

    'Get the london look...na your alright sort your teeth out'

    HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I Brush My Teeth With Toothpaste, Not A Bottle of Jack You Disgusting Woman.

    Ke$ha ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Some which proper made me chuckle:

    I join groups because i like the title, then contribute nothing
    If that fucking fire alarm goes off again, something better be burning
    Mondays should be cancelled due to general lack of interest
    No, I don't care if I die at 11, I refuse to pass on your chain letter
    Petition to revoke the independence of the United States of America
    It's not my fault what you said can be misconstrued as a sexual innuendo
    Physics don't exist, it's all gnomes
    Everyone has a mate called Dave
    I used to cover my hands in glue at school so I could peel it off
    The lying down game...Northern Chapter
    Fat kids are harder to kidnap
    I hate it when someone leaves the door open when you're comfortable in bed
    When I was younger, I loved using the Clarks electronic shoe fitting machine

    and my fave:

    Girls in corsets are hot :eek:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Volcano's in Iceland, what's next, earthquakes in Tesco?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JavaKrypt wrote: »
    Volcano's in Iceland, what's next, earthquakes in Tesco?

    Your mum's so fat, when she got cremated all the planes were stopped.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "I know more about the Ministry of Magic than the House of Commons"

    "No your just wrong so sit there in your wrongness and be wrong"

    "David Cameron is actually a Moomin"

    25146_113599355335013_113598875335061_173369_6636925_n.jpg

    i suspect the second one is from scrubs..
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JavaKrypt wrote: »

    i was looking at this today, is that group for real or is it a joke?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Indeed, your point is rather well substantiated. However, your mum.

    http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/group.php?gid=221247541939

    Fact: Your mum is THE best comeback.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Indeed, your point is rather well substantiated. However, your mum.

    http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/group.php?gid=221247541939

    Fact: Your mum is THE best comeback.

    Haha I love this one!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i was looking at this today, is that group for real or is it a joke?
    Real I believe. If not, some good trollin'.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I just joined a hilarious one. Unfortunately it's german, so it will probably lose all of it's wit when translated.

    For the info: "Hietzing" is the last station of the U4 (a subway line in Vienna).

    "I fuhr mit der U-Bahn bis Hietzing, weil ich mit dem Piercing am Sitz hing."

    ('hing' rhymes with piercing and hietzing)

    which would be something like "I went with the subway to Hietzing, because I was stuck on my seat with my piercing."
Sign In or Register to comment.