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May I be the first to say...
BillieTheBot
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Happy Christmas to each and all of you! Have a great one, and might 2009 see all your wishes come true (perhaps with the exception of SG becoming Prime Minister... .
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Happy Christmas to you too. One day to go
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And Kwanzaa!
A friend just told me about it, not sure if any of us are celebrating, seems like a very specialist celebration, so to speak.
"Mr Speaker, the first promise is that my government will bring about the immediate dezanuLabourfication of the United Kingdom. This incentive will rid British society of any remnants of the previous poisonous regime. We will leave no stone unturned. Whether it be in the media, our economy, our legal and political systems - we will root out and crush anyone remotely sympathetic to the previous government. Those found guilty of crimes against this country - persons including Labour MPs, human rights lawyers and Polly Toynbee - will all have to attend thought schools or face spending the rest of their lives in prison. Only after Lord Chancellor Jim Valentine is satisfied that these individuals no longer pose a threat to society will they be released.
I can confirm to the House that the London headquarters of The Grauniad newspaper have been raided by the finest police officers that the Metropolitan Police has to offer. Its editor has been arrested under anti-terrorism legislation and all the newspaper's activities have now ceased. No other media outlets have been affected, and all BBC staff will be forced to undergo the dezanuLabourfication process. Hypocritical and sycophantic journalists such as Robert Peston and Nick Robinson, I can confirm, will be first to partake in this.
In his first budget to the House, Chancellor Aladdin will outline details of how the government intends to pay for the manifesto pledges which we have made. He will explain to the House that we intend to legalise cannabis in order to boost the economy at this difficult time. We will amend the smoking ban with immediate effect to allow pubs and establishments to choose whether they permit smoking or not. It is categorically not the state's job to tell people how to live! He will announce that VAT on all methods of contraception will be abolished, showing this government's firm commitment to safe sex..."
We can dream...
Have a great Christmas everyone
Would that then make me the only person in your Govt that would actually be suitably qualified? (apart from you of course )
May the new year bring peace and prosperity.
....and subdued calmness in P&D for at least a short while.
That would just be boring
Happy Winterval festivities everyone, btw