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BillieTheBot
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I am actually thinking of ruling the world :chin: You will all become my slaves etc.
It'll be fun
It'll be fun
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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Well that depends on your talents.
I'm useful, i know the word for a pubic wig and everything.
So what slavey girl job would I have then Lacy? :chin:
Sara, hmm you can be in charge of my castles maintenence
More chance in finding the Pope in Stringfellows.
Hmm red? Pink would be better. Leave it out in the sun to fade.
Castle maintenance? Rubbish, i think i'd rather be on strike.
Can't i do something fun, like be head of falconry or finding fit men, or fiddling your accounts so you have more money to buy shoes or something?
Can I be your alcohol tester slave?
I'll give you the best job of all. You can be in charge of ummmm HR. It's your job to find the slaves work
I want to help Sara in the falconry, that sounds fun. We could have Lancre Wowhawks aka Lappet-Faced Worriers. Only if you know what that is, mind.
Should we ask Hodgesaaaargh?!
(sad. sad sad sad.)
Right. KHSS, you get to be Falconry person and knower of cool books. Snow White Queen, you can be Cellarer and you can have some Cellar boys beneath you.
Soooo, I can be your alcohol tester and your bar-type person
And ooo cellar boys beneath me, that sounds good Sa-ra-ra-ra
:eek2: Is that some new language?
*wanders over to L-space*
You get to be cess-pit cleaner
Next i'll ask you to describe a difficult situation you've overcome...
Do i get a brand new combine harvester and an unlimited supply of Old Roise?
Make the tea
I my sadness.
No. Empress Lacy has far better things to spend her hard earned tax revenues on than combine harvesters. You may have a scarecrow instead.
I'm not THAT domesticated yknow :P
Me too really. Who's Nanny though?