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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Anyone who'd be ok with having Kiezo as a son. Probably.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No. Empress Lacy has far better things to spend her hard earned tax revenues on than combine harvesters. You may have a scarecrow instead.

    Viva la revolution!:mad:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote: »
    Fuck that, someone chuck me a sniper rifle, I'll nip this in the bud :cool:


    I was just about to put you in charge of collecting the taxes... you take a 10% cut...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You get to be cess-pit cleaner :p

    Your female regime is no match for my guerilla freedom fighting tactics. Threaten to crash an airliner into a shoe factory or highjack a convoy transporting Jimmy Choo's and my demands shall soon be met!

    EDIT: Also I have no clue what you're talking about with this Shawn Ogg malark :razz:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Renzo wrote: »
    Viva la revolution!:mad:

    But she needs shoooooooooooooes and plenty of JD.

    I'm sure she'll let you wear her old ones though, if you ask nicely.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Who gets to polish Lacy's crown? [/rubberskin]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But she needs shoooooooooooooes and plenty of JD.

    I'm sure she'll let you wear her old ones though, if you ask nicely.

    All the JD i want then and we have a deal. Rather than the shoes. They probably wouldnt fit. And it would be the start of a slow route to wearing her bras if i get weird. ;) So no shoes we dont want me going weird.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rubberskin :D

    Man, i'm being summoned to bed by my fun-ruining boyfriend. KHSS, you may continue to give people jobs in my absence. Don't give in to the men's demands, if they continue to threaten the regime, tell them that you will chop the hands off all the football makers in the whole world. And ban Bruce Lee movies (particularly Enter the Dragon).

    Night!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Renzo wrote: »
    All the JD i want then and we have a deal. Rather than the shoes. They probably wouldnt fit. And it would be the start of a slow route to wearing her bras if i get weird. ;) So no shoes we dont want me going weird.

    HALF the JD you want, so you'll actually be able to talk.

    And i'm sure she wouldn't mind you borrowing them :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What she said ^^

    So what jobs need filling then? ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    KHSS deputise for Sara.

    And good question, who does get to polish my crown? :chin: :hyper:
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    I was just about to put you in charge of collecting the taxes... you take a 10% cut...
    Hmm...

    I'll take that job then ;D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HALF the JD you want, so you'll actually be able to talk.

    And i'm sure she wouldn't mind you borrowing them :)

    Deal. :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think you need someone to warm the loo seat before you sit on it. In fact, any seat you want to sit on must be warmed before you sit on it. Including the throne.

    Any takers?

    Also needed: driver, bodyguard.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    See? Queen of negotiating, me :D (Although clearly, not as important as Empress Lacy).

    Go to Bed Sara. I'm gonna get yelled at when i go upstairs :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Snow White Queen, you can be Cellarer and you can have some Cellar boys beneath you.

    I'll be a cellar boy :naughty::naughty:

    Joke :p

    and Dr Pirate, the sniper rifle okay for the job at hand ;)
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/Rude_boyz/airsoft%20pics/DSCN2706.jpg
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote: »
    and Dr Pirate, the sniper rifle okay for the job at hand ;)
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/Rude_boyz/airsoft%20pics/DSCN2706.jpg

    You're weird in a "I like to watch people through their windows" kind of way.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kiezo wrote: »
    You're weird in a "I like to watch people through their windows" kind of way.
    I can see you
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah, but you have to clean out the privvies! :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bugger, should have quoted.
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Nope, kinda thinking along the lines of this : http://www.relics.org.uk/rifles/po200l96niperab.jpg

    I should've quoted too >_<
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think we need a job list.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    who was that for lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote: »
    Nope, kinda thinking along the lines of this : http://www.relics.org.uk/rifles/po200l96niperab.jpg

    I should've quoted too >_<
    Ahh the British L96 :drools:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OMG 12000 posts Hellfire. You are too cool, have a cake :birthday:

    Lacy should make a job list in her first post.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You're all gay.

    SoldierTech_Barrett50_lg.jpg is what you want.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kiezo wrote: »
    You're all gay.

    SoldierTech_Barrett50_lg.jpg is what you want.
    Please, Barrett, is a Anti Material Rifle, CRAP for against people tbh :p
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    To be fair, I wanted the sniper rifle from Halo ;[[
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OMG 12000 posts Hellfire. You are too cool, have a cake :birthday:

    Lacy should make a job list in her first post.
    yay thanks


    OH and can I be in charge of the Defence Department/ Heighness's Royal BodyGuard?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote: »
    Please, Barrett 50, is a Anti Material Rifle, CRAP for against people tbh :p

    If it was a choice between getting shot by a regular 7.62 or a .50, I chose the 7.62.
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