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haha
nah i have wednesday mornings off college! I start at 12.15! just enuf time
haha - cool...how did it go?
Notes are necessary... until you commit it to memory at least my love :thumb:
Sperm never tastes fabulous like hot chocolate with baileys and whipped cream, I highly doubt it ever will. Suck it up [literally] or don't bother, either way you have his willy in your mouth so he will hopefully be pleased.
amen to that
Shame really, I suspect enthusiasm would go up hugely if it did....
haha! wot were you doing? I take it you found somewhere quiet at your school?
Anyway, first time she did it, she jogged off to the bathroom, and even brushed her teeth after spitting or whatever. Came back in, gave me a kiss.
Me: ooooh, minty fresh
Her: yum yum
Me: yum yum, no more cum!
She then gave an embarrassed laugh and buried her head in the pillows. Haha.
Then there was the time we were frolicking about in my bed, and she went down under the covers for a bit of a tease, then came up for air, and asked 'What's up?'. Never one to miss a moment I bluntly said 'My dick!'. Cue more embarrassed laughter. God, I'm such a charmer in the bedroom.
Seriously though, I find if you can make light of the situation and use a bit of humour (within reason) it really helps the girl to relax alot more, and if she's relaxed she'll be amazing. Don't push the humour too far though. I was tempted to drop this "you're such a little cocksucker" line one time, but probably wisely bit my tongue. I think I may have acquired some form of bedroom tourettes. Oh well, it's all fun and games but always remember to be grateful, and give as good as you get! :thumb:
Hahaha, I do believe you may be the male version of me you little pine tart.
His room haha! yeah there weren't many around... :P
Great thread this, some great advice haha
A little tube that runs up your dick up to the head, with a button attached to the tube sitting in the guys hand. When it's time to spurt, the guy presses the button and the tube shoots a shot of Baileys (or whatever pish women drink) into her mouth. It mixes with the cum, a new drink is invented that will be sold in pubs and clubs from Lands End to John O'Groats.
Everyones a winner, baby!
........Which would be interesting to see how many customers would complain of waiting ages to be served, or were short measured.
anyway maybe i was too crap at it for him i dono but its wel difficult doing lying down but then that evening i tried it on another guy (weird i know as never done before properly then find 2 oppertunities) but the second guy said i was good so hmm:/ hehe but he was standing so yeh
anyway so it kinda went bad then OK i think
but yea.
Lying down is awkward for me too - try the "on the edge of the bed" method I mentioned earlier in the thread! Good luck, and forget about that idiot!
It was alright actually - took on board some of the advice and i did much better, we talked about it afterwards and he still gave me some pointers....I couldnt remember EVERY piece of advice :mad: so i will take notes and revise!! haha (or not)
Did it in the most awkward position thought....first i was to the side and he was laying down - he reccommended me to do it like that (so i did cos i assumed that was the best way for him.) And then he kneeled and I kinda kneeled but lower down and bent my back to do it (hard to describe!) neither was particularly good for me so next time ill try the egde of the bed stunt!
Why thankyou
Definitely sounds like a prick to me. Find someone better hun, someone who is not going to base your relationship on whether you give a good blowjob!
xxx