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I may make an exception as long as your not the type of cyclops who hassled Odysseus.
Oh, I think being doused in petrol and set on fire is just as bad, if not worse.
But I get your point.
Ah well.
If you ever manage to break free from classical literature, say a move into Dickens or Bronte, give me a call.
Indeed. But I've found egg salad issues a lot more common with people who actually have a foreskin. Though there are filthy, disgusting specimens of both genders for sure :thumb:
Oh, and as for people speaking in a "sub Shakespearian Tolkien-esque manner" I can't say I've met any but I'd rather like to... I could just go for a bit of Antony and Cleopatra-esque roleplay in the bedroom...
havent got any funny stories to tell - which i suppose is a good thing
but yeah the usuals - bad hygine, bad breath :sour: , and the olympics thing doesnt go down to well, and getting tired easily lol
People say the olympics thing in sex turns them off, but i dont get it, is that where the girl comes second, and theres no silver medals left, so she gets a pearl necklace instead?
Or something to do with competition in the bedroom?