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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What turns me off as a man is something that turns Lipsy off as a woman!

    Having my ass played with, with out being asked permission first!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think someone else said it...

    but my biggest one is girls who just lay there and make you feel like your having sex with a corps!

    Hygiene is another one. Although I think that goes without saying that there is no excuse for bad hygiene in this day and age!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JamesZero wrote:
    I think someone else said it...

    but my biggest one is girls who just lay there and make you feel like your having sex with a corps!

    Army corps or freedom corps? I bet that kept you busy :p

    I was once told a nice little story about a male friend's sexual activities with a young lady who just lay there in absolute silence with her eyes closed the entire time. He was pretty miffed, said it was like having sex with a cadaver... though my first thoughts were that he'd filled her up with too much cider and she'd fallen asleep ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cheesy knobs
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    Army corps or freedom corps? I bet that kept you busy :p

    I was once told a nice little story about a male friend's sexual activities with a young lady who just lay there in absolute silence with her eyes closed the entire time. He was pretty miffed, said it was like having sex with a cadaver... though my first thoughts were that he'd filled her up with too much cider and she'd fallen asleep ;)

    :lol:

    I havent had it that bad... I think in his position I would have given up and stuck the TV on! lol I bet she still wouldnt have moved! :razz:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lying on top of me and having some kind of epeleptic fit for 3 minutes then rolling over exhausted and going 'Was that good?'

    Guys who are too clingy after sex, life wtf, get off me!!

    Agree with the disgusting fingernails thing.

    Pushing my head down during oral

    People who go 'That was the BEST ever' because very rarely can you say it back without lying.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lads that think 30 minutes of solid in-out action passes as sex. It's not. It's shit.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Has that happened to you before?
    there's nothing wrong with crying during sex :blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Women without confidence, who either won't ask for what they like or don't actually know what that is.

    Women who expect me to go down on them, but won't return the favour. At all.

    Lights off. Missionary position. No sound. Hell I might as well wank.

    Being told "I must clean those cobwebs" whilst you are performing your best oral moves.

    Drunken slobbering.

    "Are you gonna jump my bones then, or what?"

    "My last boyfriend used to [insert sexual act here]..."

    "Have you cum yet?"

    Getting up, or putting knickers back on, straight after sex.

    Being in a locked office and hearing a knock on the door...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Char_Baby wrote:
    Lying on top of me and having some kind of epeleptic fit for 3 minutes then rolling over exhausted and going 'Was that good?'


    .


    Oh god yeah :yuck:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Being told "I must clean those cobwebs" whilst you are performing your best oral moves.

    :lol:

    "I think I'll paint the ceiling beige..."
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just thought of another one...

    Women that ask me to spank them turn me off. Why?
    Well, I've tried it and it doesn't do much for me. Infact, I might as well have been reading a newspaper or watching TV.
    Once, I was spanking this girl, giving it some welly and all that, and even though she was quite liking it and moaning with pleasure, I just felt awkward and almost laughed. At one point my palm started to hurt and I switched hands.

    Seriously I don't mind an ocassional cheeky slap across the backside, but spending half an hour spanking that ass just doesn't float my boat. :chin:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tried using a hairbrush?

    I haven't :angel:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    Tried using a hairbrush?

    I haven't :angel:

    I'm sure you haven't.

    I find the circular ones are more amusing, but the wooden flat ones leave a nicer red mark across the buttocks :lol:

    Spanking and whipping someone is great so I hear :angel:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A Phil Collin's song coming on the radio.

    Kills an erection fast as lightning.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can believe that!

    On that note, sex to the soundtrack of Brian Dowling presenting The Mint is impossible :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    Spanking and whipping someone is great so I hear :angel:

    Perverts like you should be locked up...

    but then you'd probably like that :p:naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    Tried using a hairbrush?

    I haven't :angel:

    Yes, I used a variety of "instruments"...
    However the point is, whether i was using my hand or not, it wasn't a turn on in the slightest.

    Luckily all the other stuff we did made up for it, you get me!! :naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    Perverts like you should be locked up...

    but then you'd probably like that :p:naughty:

    Oh God no, I can think of nothing worse.

    Tying someone else up, mind...

    There's no I in bondage.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    People who treat sex as a game to which the rules are either known or not.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    I can believe that!

    On that note, sex to the soundtrack of Brian Dowling presenting The Mint is impossible :(

    as is watching team america last week
    Now get into the car and let me stick my finger in your ass
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When they let you 'finish' even though they're not really enjoying it (but you think they are), but aftewards they say 'oh don't worry, I don't mind, as long as you enjoyed yourself'. :banghead:

    Yes, I'm crap :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I once was in the middle of action with this guy who I'd been seeing for a very short while. He looked at me all dewy eyed mid action and said "I'm gona stop fucking you and start making luuuurve to you". That really turned me off. I dumped him!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    Tried using a hairbrush?

    I haven't :angel:
    hehe ever used an electric toothbrush for other things?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If i have friends in the house and i can hear them.

    the noise of taxi's outside

    when my/hers phone goes off, obviously dont check who it is, but its in the back of my mind who it could be, throws me off a bit.

    the usual bad hygene stuff, but im lucky to have not had a problem with that.

    noisy/uncomfy bed.

    probably a few others that i cant think of right now.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Erm turn offs before sex...an annoying laugh drives me mad. Someone whose too nervous around me, shyness is one thing but i don't want to feel like I'm initimidating her. Someone who brings every conversation back to them.

    During...def someone who takes it too seriously. Again someone too nervous...fair enough they might be a bit self concious about their body first time with someone but if i'm shagging them chances are I think they're pretty hot. Unless I'm drunk. In which case sobering up to realise I'm actually fucking a pillow is a BIG turn off.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i cant be bothered to read everyone replies but....

    bad breath. yuk that is my top turn off!!

    and i agree with who ever said taking sex to seriously!

    too rough on your lady bits too. and hard groping....ouch!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bad breath.

    When I can see a pimple, I just want him to pop it.

    The cheesey "lurrrve/dirty" talk. Not what we do. Annoying thing is, he does it TO turn me off. He finds it amusing.

    Long nails.

    Smelly netheregions
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    VinylVicky wrote:
    I once was in the middle of action with this guy who I'd been seeing for a very short while. He looked at me all dewy eyed mid action and said "I'm gona stop fucking you and start making luuuurve to you". That really turned me off. I dumped him!

    :lol::lol: :thumb:
    F**ken brilliant!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh yeh bad breath, how could i forget that 1!

    i also find laziness and lack of motivation a turn off.
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