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What turns you off?

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot 🤖Community Manager Posts: 8,667 Automated Account
I've just had the most hilarious conversation with my boyfriend's sister on this subject and since I like to spread a little negativity wherever I go I thought I'd bring it up here (yeah for probably the millionth time, but what do I care?) :p

In no particular order...

Long/dirty fingernails

Legging it to the bathroom immediately after he's done - I'm not a big snuggler but you'd think it was battery acid rather than something of his own creation!

Condoms; particularly flavoured ones.

A gruesome cum face... though I can appreciate a truly hilarious one, always.

Pubic hair that smells of sweat, I'd lick your armpits if I was into that kind of thing.

Nipple twisting like they're trying to tune a radio, and also jabbing at the clit like they're trying to call a lift or practise their morse code. I've found lift-man and nipple-mauler often tend to be the same guy and I hate them. I'm sure they'd love it if I handled their equipment like it was a joystick and this was a particularly exciting game of pac-man (though, that said...)

Having sex in front of the mirror and realising that his eyes are on his own body. Well hello, Patrick Bateman :lol:

Overly-porn-esque behaviour including - but not limited to - calling me bitch, slut, whore and slapping my arse so hard it bruises. Yelling loudly about money/cum shots also comes under this category.

Similar to that is trying entirely too hard to pull off fancy manoeuvres that you know they've seen somewhere very unreliable. It's ok when it works out but most of the time it doesn't. I'm not awarding points for your choreography skills, especially when it just gets very quickly frustrating or is flat-out unpleasurable. EVEN WORSE when this fancy-pants stuff results in it slipping out and invariably going back up the wrong'un without any warning. Cheers, mate.

I have in the past suggested something that I thought would be fun for both of us only to be met with the response "it doesn't matter now, I've cum anyway". EXCUSE ME! It's all about you now, is it?

Being asked incessantly if you've orgasmed yet. Haveyouhaveyouhaveyou? Then when you answer in the negative they fall asleep anyway, yargh.

Men who insist on continuing giving you oral for fifty years despite begging them to just fuck you; I think I know better than you what's going to get me off... but there's no telling some chaps.

Saying "MAKE LOVE TO ME" when you're already in the throes of a good rodgering. I wonder what they thought was going on previously - a special cuddle, perhaps?

All their bodyweight on top of you. I'm small and you are a man, when I suggested suffocation I wanted it to be on a voluntary basis ;)

But enough about my exes, what turns you ladies and gentlemen off?
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    People who take sex too seriously.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Women that dont shave.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    People who take sex too seriously.

    Damn, I can't believe I missed that one off :razz:

    Shave what, exactly?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    People who take sex too seriously.
    Couldn't agree more.

    Baby talk is also such a turn off!!! And when guys think they're in some sort of porno movie
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Having sex in front of the mirror and realising that his eyes are on his own body. Well hello, Patrick Bateman

    that made me laugh!

    Ermmmm..

    Insisting on attention when you're just coming down from an orgasm. PEACE CHILD.

    Ripping the duvet off you straight after. This is one fucked up sleepover..

    Sucking nipples. Just..ouch.

    Always undressing yourself. Never eachother.

    Playing with the spermy condom after you've just had sex. Gross.

    Wanting to change position too much during sex. This isn't the olympics.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rachael wrote:
    Always undressing yourself. Never eachother.

    Yes! Unless it's a striptease :naughty:
  • JsTJsT TheSite Graduate Posts: 18,265 Incredible Poster
    Men.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wow.. either you thought about that really hard or your exes have all been a bit shit/weird

    condoms really turn me off

    being fingered up the arse without permission annoys me a bit

    fanny farts :S
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What turns me off in a woman?

    seeing her smoke
    lack of hygiene in her down below (particularly talking about smell here)
    when she just lies on the bed like an object
    her crying during sex
    her mistaking my dinkle for a pump action shotgun
    big pants (sorry bridget jones fans)
    her not knowing what she wants and how
    telling me she forgot to buy something during sex
    her making me think about another woman while having sex with her
    her not knowing what she is doing

    Truth be told, all of the above can be overcome...but that ain't the name of the thread.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    migpilot wrote:
    her crying during sex

    Has that happened to you before?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    euuurgh men with dirty or long fingernails. :sour:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    wow.. either you thought about that really hard or your exes have all been a bit shit/weird

    :p These are the things I like to talk about to fill the gaps now that I can't do anything fun.

    Yeah, of course these things can be overcome or even ignored if you're a very tolerant and saintly person who doesn't ever take sex seriously and puts up with anything, but the point was to be as nitpicking and awkward as you can be (obviously that's a trait that only I have). I find this kind of talk a lot more interesting than turn on chatter where everyone says vanilla things like "I like to have my neck kissed" etc, but whatever ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :chin: Yes.

    I later found out she was on some meds that were making her over-emotional at times. Forgot what they were.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    erm not keeping him self clean and stuff, showing off, big ego.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Long nails

    Long hair. I can taste the vomit in my mouth already just thinking about it.

    Whitey tighties

    Pink

    Too much/any gel/pomade/gunk/girly stuff in their hair.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Long hair. I can taste the vomit in my mouth already just thinking about it.

    :lol:

    In any particular place?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    :lol:

    In any particular place?


    I'd any day take an overgrown forest of a pubic region over long nasty head hair.
    Braided armpit hair is sexier.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Axel Rose?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I play classical guitar, so I'm royally fucked on that one...


    doesn't give you an excuse for being grubby!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What is a "chicken wing?"

    And I totally uberly agree with bad breath.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chicken wings? :lol: Bingo wings by any chance? Or is this something disturbing and poultry-related that I haven't yet come across... I agree they aren't nice but usually not a problem where men are concerned.

    Bad breath is horrendous, though I can cope with "morning after" breath usually. Bad personal hygiene covers a multitude of cardinal sins, really.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well then whats a bingo wing?

    Morning breath doesn't count :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If he means what I think he does then this should explain all... and give you sweet dreams tonight :sour:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hairyness, bad hygiene, innocence, bland/androgynous dress sense, shyness and girls expecting emotional intimacy after throwing themselves at me. Not cool.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Girls who complain about how short sex is but never actually contribute to it.
    Girls who complain about how dicks have to be big.
    I've never experienced any of those people, but those people get me mad.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But how flabby does it have to be before its a bingo wing?

    I'd also agree with sophia- people who think that any hair is minging.

    Letting me do all the work irritates the hell out of me :yeees:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    Letting me do all the work irritates the hell out of me :yeees:

    Yup.

    Not being vocal enough and by that I don't mean moaning or groaning, I mean being vocal about what you like, what you don't like etc. Everyone is different and what may be a major turn-on for one person may send another dude straight to floppyville. So input (excuse the pun) is very important.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not being vocal enough and by that I don't mean moaning or groaning, I mean being vocal about what you like, what you don't like etc. Everyone is different and what may be a major turn-on for one person may send another dude straight to floppyville. So input (excuse the pun) is very important.

    Amen to that.

    Being vocal in the other way can be a good thing, too. Unless you have paper-thin walls and irritable flatmates :razz:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    Amen to that.

    Being vocal in the other way can be a good thing, too. Unless you have paper-thin walls and irritable flatmates :razz:

    or a brother in the room next door
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