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As long as you don't have a coke nail
Oh god, thats so vile. I bought some shirts the other day and noticed the guy checking me out had one. I almost wanted to just return the shirts right then
And they are always dirty
You take the long nail and snort a bump off it.
I think Dr Pirate has one... or did have
half assedness
Like someone giving you a spanking but they aren't really into it- just don't do it ffs! There are other things to do and your pathetic, bored, unrythmic, untimed, non-disciplinarian pussy handed buttock taps TURN ME OFF... lol
All girls I know have absolutely no time for you anymore, because they apparently live in the arse of their boyfriends.
If I wouldn't have time for my friends anymore I would revolt.
Yes. Without even having a foreskin myself, I can imagine that would be pretty grim :eek2:
Oh yeah, I've been there
her: "do something more interesting with me"
me: "like what?"
her "I don't know"
me: "make some suggestions, what turns you on?"
her: "I don't know"
me: "Is there anything I don't do that you have always wanted me to"
her "not really"
me: "how about we try X"
her: "yeah maybe, but not today"
me: "ok, how about we try Y"
her: "no, not just yet"
me: "do you have any suggestions then?"
her: "no"
Most people would probably say this was the time to give up and have a wank. :rolleyes:
Not that I'd think about him during sex, more that I can't get my hatred for the rat bastard out of my mind for one second.
Bad breath/ general hygine
Trying to to get it all in when he knows it wont fit
Fuck all foreplay then moaning because he just wants a fuck and I take a while to get into it.
The same 10 minutes of foreplay every time with NO variation, EVER.
Crap kissing.
Never showing any affection outside of the bedroom, unless hes drunk
Getting on top putting no effort in for two minutes and rolling off claiming hes tired, why did you even bother then?
There are plenty more but it might start looking a bit ranty.
The wet patch being on your territory is always, always a turn off. But I suppose by that point it doesn't really matter if you're turned off because it's time for a snout and forty winks anyway :thumb:
Agree about taxis pulling up outside and screaming banshees falling out onto the street. Almost as bad as when he receives a telephone call from his grandmother during sex... and answers it :shocking:
When you're getting down and dirty in your fellas bedroom and he wants to leave his bedroom door open - just as a bit of excitement/danger in case his Mum and Dad heard you both banging away.
That's not the kind of excitement/danger I usually have in mind, to be honest. Hilarious, though! :thumb:
My boy's cat is such a pervert. We went into his room the other week and were undressing eachother, in comes the cat, purring away. Kicked her out. Shoved him on the bed. She came in and started biting his toes (his legs were over the bed). Kicked her out again. Get going, she jumps on the bed, and settles down, staring and purring. :eek2:
I once threw a condom at her (there was nothing in it). She sat there, with it on her back, purring.
I can laugh now... but at the time I was like 'Are you sick in the head??!' Fucking weirdo! Hence why he is an ex-boyfriend... :thumb:
Way to make me happy. :yeees:
Whatttttttttttt. That's nasty
Visibly hairy nostrils, with protruding black hairs. There are a surprising number of guys who suffer from this. Maybe I notice it more because I'm short but it instantly puts me off. Just PULL THEM OUT.
Smoking. Burping. Farting. No lips. Over enthusiastic tongue movements in and out mentally, ugh.
Verily woman, thou art in for a beasting of the highest order tonight. When the moon reaches it's apex and all is still through out the kingdom, then and only then, can the carnal pleasures of the flesh be enjoyed.
Not that anyone does that but it would turn me off.
That and having one eye, right in the middle of the forehead. I don't shag cyclops.
go on, elaborate!