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Spray it with neat vodka.
Are people inherently crap?
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most people yes
do you only make that offer to girls?
no no no. Bad click.
On Thursday, July 13, 2006 you asked the following question;
Is Grianne a Straken?
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If i knew what a Grianne was i'd tell you.
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On Thursday, July 13, 2006 you asked the following question;
If they asked you to climb on a window of the 10th floor then jump off, how could you do it and live? No help from others.
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I don't think you could unless you found a way to slow down on the way like grabbing onto things, or you could jump off a 10th floor window sill that was directly above an awning. That always works in the movies.
What is the difference between and elk and a moose?
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i prefer chocolate moose to strawberry moose. infact i prefer chocolate everything.
Fucking retard - that's mousse - not moose. That's what happens when idiots are allowed to procreate.
On Saturday, August 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
Who would win in a fight between Old McDonald and Ronald McDonald?
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Old Mcdonald of course. Can anybody hear a quack quack here and a quack quack there and live to tell the tail? I think not.
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A. Bask in the glory of my material wealth.
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"Hey, daddyo, I'm in a real jam: my main squeeze and I were playing backseat bingo one night in the Deuce at a drive-in flick. She's a real dolly with one classy chassis--IF ya know what I mean--and things were going swell. That was, until I saw this cube out of the corner of my eye. All of a sudden my girl says she's been buzzed by germsville and twenty-three skiddoos. I had a feeling she was lighting up the tilt sign, so I look out my window and what do I see? She's agitating the gravel with that square outside! I'm so frosted I don't know what to do. Help me out, hep cat."
No idea...
On Saturday, August 05, 2006 you asked the following question;
A duck, but which duck?
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Joe's duck.
If priests were ducks, would ducks be priests?
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I doubt ducks have the ability to become priests. Though it would be cool.
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A. You forgot the third (and correct) choice:
Eat them.
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If I have a piece of candy on my right hand, and a magazine in my left, and my neighbor's name is Igor, what colour is the candy?
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Brown
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Did I get you?