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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Sunday, August 06, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Do you think Sophia will ever empty her box?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    no, the dirty slag likes it full too much!

    How I chortled :).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. Should I start a poopsicle stand and sell poopsicles for a nickle?

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    A. fuck you

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Sunday, August 06, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Come to my poopsicle party?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    Oh yes, count me in! I wouldn't miss it for the world. I'll bring the party pack of poopsicles. 4 of 3 different flavors. Plus it comes in a cute carrying case.
    On Sunday, August 06, 2006 you asked the following question;

    If all poop is brown, and all that is brown is wood, does that mean your poopsicles are made of chocolate?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    no it means they are made of brown stuff which could be poop or it could be sicles... who knows!

    Why don't these people know? :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I answered the first one :p

    I just image searched poopsicle...

    http://www.dudedog.net/Resources/Poopsicle%20copy.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Party starts Monday evening. I've got an empty house for 3 days :thumb:. Bring tissues and bleach...

    ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Monday, August 07, 2006 you asked the following question;

    How did the cow jump over the moon? Did it eat a big poopsicle for extra power?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    well it had to really, poopsicles are magical things
    On Sunday, August 06, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Did you steal my poopsicle? I can't find it :-(.

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    sorry
    On Sunday, August 06, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Why did the poopsicle go to the market?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    you are one fucked up asshole

    That site must be rather sick of us by now :D.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. What would you do if you had a dirty sock, a chewed up pencil and a poopsicle?

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    A. DIE! MORON MOTHERFUCKER!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Sunday, August 06, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Why does rain sometimes smell so nice, yet other times it doesn't smell of anything?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    It depends on if god was eating a poopsicle that day.

    You ruin all my good questions :(.
    On Monday, August 07, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Did Freddie Mercury make special poopsicles?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    he makes bad poopsicles, stay away from them
    On Sunday, August 06, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Are poopsicles the real lord of the universe? Or are they just human waste?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    Is a poopsicle nothing more than waste? Is the lord nothing more than waste? Are they the same thing? Oh, I believe I just answered your question with a question, how poopsicle of me.

    I guess it is warranted, given the amount of crap I've been asking :).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. DId you know poopsicles cure the common cold?

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    A. bull....that's the worst lye this year dude you can do better like did you know that sleeping with a virgin cures aids...lol

    Norway
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Monday, August 07, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Which little piggy built his house out of poopsicles? Did the wolf manage to blow it down?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    god, still online, you with the poopsicles?

    :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Looks like you pulled :p.
    On Monday, August 07, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Are you my poopsicle?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    much love
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Monday, August 07, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Are poopsicles intelligent? Can they reproduce?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    They are supremely intelligent, in fact, poopsicles are the supreme being on the planet. They sadly can't reproduce, as they are all bummers.

    I think the yanks believe poopsicles to be homosexuals :).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    One of my answers got featured! Go me! :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't just do poopsicles. Well, I don't do poopsicles, though I guess I do make them. :)

    You can have a discount on them if you like ;).
    On Monday, August 07, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Do poopsicles grow if you plant them? Do they need watering?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    will you fuck off with this poopsical thing, your driving me fuckin mad manno!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Q. What would you do if you had a dirty sock, a chewed up pencil and a poopsicle?

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    A. DIE! MORON MOTHERFUCKER!

    United States


    thats my favourite question so far!! :thumb: :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *heads back over to the site :p*

    Oh but check out the top posters :p (surprise?)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. How long have you been wanting a poopsicle?

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    A. As long as you've been on this site.

    United States

    :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. Why is the world not made of poopsicles?

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    A. Because you're a dipshit. Get off my internet.

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    :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That site has been overtaken by poopsicle questions.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Manda :heart:

    Q. Who wants some of my poopsicle?

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    A. Me please! What flavor? Corn? If so, please, let me have some, I'll only have a bite I swear, I'll save some for you. Its so lovely of you to share. I :heart: you

    United States

    Q. Where do you buy your wonderful poopsicles?

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    A. I buy them on ebay. Sometimes I buy them from the grocery store, but tbh, I love homemade poopsicles. I like sharing my homemade poopsicles with franki too cuz shes uber cool.

    United States
    :D

    Q. What is your favourite thing about poopsicles?

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    A. Oh god! I CAN SEE FOREVER!

    United States

    Q. Is it a good idea to be friends with a poopsicle dealer?

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    A. DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

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