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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    I got asked:

    DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET THE SMELL OF CIGARETTE SMOKE OUT OF CARPET

    To which I answered:

    Rub it with a poopsicle.

    Spray it with neat vodka. :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Saturday, August 05, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Are people inherently crap?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    most people yes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I want to play but I can't be arsed to click back to the first page to get the link and I can think of loads of stuff but I can't be arsed to type it and I want Franki's baby as well and I'm all of a dither I think I'm going to go to bed.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    It's www.questionswap.com

    Don't go to bed!!!! Nooooooooooo! Stay up and play with me :(

    do you only make that offer to girls? :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hello ;)

    no no no. Bad click. :)
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    I got these two a couple of weeks back, when they told me of the site but I hadn't seen the thread. Whoever answered the first one had bad grammar, and the second question does have a perfectly logical answer.

    On Thursday, July 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Is Grianne a Straken?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    If i knew what a Grianne was i'd tell you.

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    On Thursday, July 13, 2006 you asked the following question;

    If they asked you to climb on a window of the 10th floor then jump off, how could you do it and live? No help from others.

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    I don't think you could unless you found a way to slow down on the way like grabbing onto things, or you could jump off a 10th floor window sill that was directly above an awning. That always works in the movies.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Saturday, August 05, 2006 you asked the following question;

    What is the difference between and elk and a moose?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    i prefer chocolate moose to strawberry moose. infact i prefer chocolate everything.


    Fucking retard - that's mousse - not moose. That's what happens when idiots are allowed to procreate.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    I asked 2 questions today and got no answer... :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I though this one of mine generated quite a funny answer...

    On Saturday, August 05, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Who would win in a fight between Old McDonald and Ronald McDonald?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    Old Mcdonald of course. Can anybody hear a quack quack here and a quack quack there and live to tell the tail? I think not.


    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. If you had a rubber band, a broken paperclip and a dirty sock, what would you do?

    United States



    A. Bask in the glory of my material wealth.

    United States
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    I just asked another question, this was what I was asked to answer:

    "Hey, daddyo, I'm in a real jam: my main squeeze and I were playing backseat bingo one night in the Deuce at a drive-in flick. She's a real dolly with one classy chassis--IF ya know what I mean--and things were going swell. That was, until I saw this cube out of the corner of my eye. All of a sudden my girl says she's been buzzed by germsville and twenty-three skiddoos. I had a feeling she was lighting up the tilt sign, so I look out my window and what do I see? She's agitating the gravel with that square outside! I'm so frosted I don't know what to do. Help me out, hep cat."

    No idea...
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    And I found out why I wasn't getting answers: Yahoo was putting them in the spam folder! I told it they're not spam, let's hope it won't do it again.

    On Saturday, August 05, 2006 you asked the following question;

    A duck, but which duck?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    Joe's duck.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    On Sunday, August 06, 2006 you asked the following question;

    If priests were ducks, would ducks be priests?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    I doubt ducks have the ability to become priests. Though it would be cool.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. boogers: flick or wipe?

    United States



    A. You forgot the third (and correct) choice:

    Eat them.

    United States
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Is it a rule to post where you're from?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It just does it by itsself, when you sign up. Then instead of getting emails for your answers it keeps them in a little area thingy.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Ah, I just get them in emails.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    On Sunday, August 06, 2006 you asked the following question;

    If I have a piece of candy on my right hand, and a magazine in my left, and my neighbor's name is Igor, what colour is the candy?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    Brown

    ---I think this will be it for yesterday (I can't say for today as it's past 12am).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Igor must be eating a poopsicle! :hyper:
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    my_name wrote:
    Igor must be eating a poopsicle! :hyper:
    I haven't seen him lately, do you think that's why?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Sunday, August 06, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Is Sophia addicted to poopsicles?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    :blush: I so am, I'm eating one right now :o

    Did I get you? :D
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