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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Errrr..


    Q. What did Katy do next?

    United Kingdom



    A. hello
    can you help me kill my german teacher meantally
    her name is miss young if she was your teacher you would understand
    thanks (miss young nemiuses)
    jodenman@aol
    .com

    United States
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh :\ :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Wednesday, July 19, 2006 you asked the following question;

    why does my knee high stripy sock have a hole in it?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    well katy when a mommy and daddy really love each other a mega man gme is created and thats why there are so many of them. thats also why there are so many failed marriages now do you understand sarah
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    littlemissy wrote:
    that was meeeeee :D :yippe:

    Where's my credit?

    :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Would you like to confess eomthing?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    O_O...<..>...^.^...v.v....ok no one is around...secretely...i have a crush on my brothers best friend...

    ###########

    Who is Jim V?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    Jim V is a man...who lives on earth...who lives in this solarsystem...unless he's some weirdo alien...xD. i have no fucking clue

    [MoK - Clearly this person is in big trouble]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. do you miss me?

    United Kingdom



    A. More than words can tell

    UNKNOWN


    Awww :heart:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Sunday, July 23, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Do ants sleep?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    idk, but good question though
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Sunday, July 23, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Is there such a thing as too much sex?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    Well, I'm a virgin. But I'm told the answer to that question is FUCK NO!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Sunday, July 23, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Will I get good exam results?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    Outlook not so good.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Sunday, July 23, 2006 you asked the following question;

    How can I stay awake until 7am?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    just keep busy, watch some tv, maybe exercise a little, search for things on the internet, take a walk, call a 900 number, lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Sunday, July 23, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Am I good in bed?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    i'm having orgasms just thinking about it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Sunday, July 23, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Why is there no loo paper here?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    idk? you tell me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Sunday, July 23, 2006 you asked the following question;

    How many people do you know personally with the name Dave?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    umm.. like five
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Sunday, July 23, 2006 you asked the following question;

    do ants have sex?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    i would think soo that what procreation is duh!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why wont my cellphone send you a message :(

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    lmao. it probably would send me a message, if you knew who i was/the info to message to. oh well, maybe stick to people you know. :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I asked: If a vacuum cleaner would suck up itself, would it be gone then, creating a all-absorbing black hole?
    no answer yet.


    I was asked:
    "how do you plan to die?"

    I answered:
    "I stand on the roof of my house with the legs tightened to the chimney. It's just as long that when I fall down that I will be hanging 1-2 meters above the ground. I will put a piano string around my neck with lots of razors on it. I will attach this string on the front door.

    I will stand all on the edge of the roof and when someone opens the door it will cut through my jugular I will fall down headless, and dangle around there. If I am lucky the impact is so hard that all my guts spill out of my neck and my head will splatter on the ground, giving the dude who opened the door the worst nightmare ever.!!"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Wednesday, July 26, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Why did I fall off my bike today?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    Because you touch yourself at night.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just because everybody else has become too cool for this site doesn't mean I have.

    Q. Do you suffer from teenage angst or emo-ness?

    United States



    A. I have a fringe and write poetry about life in my parents super rich condo. I sometimes talk about being a teenage hypochondriac or a homosexual( the H in HOMOSEXUAL is silent)

    New Zealand
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    where do you get the question? i dont get it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    foreign wrote:
    where do you get the question? i dont get it

    Uh... read the begining of the thread :\
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Saturday, August 05, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on the llama?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    boogety shoop boogety shoop
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. Hey, hey mama, have you heard the news?

    United Kingdom



    A. Fill me in please.

    Sweden

    Psssh. Clearly not a Zep fan ;(.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. Is Manda the greatest and most wonderful little biatch in the world?

    United Kingdom



    A. I'm soory, I dont know who that is.

    United States

    They can't spell either ;p.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Saturday, August 05, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Manda is the coolest person in the world, yes or no?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;

    FUBAR!

    Pssssh ;(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    People are mean :(

    Q. Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on the llama?

    United Kingdom



    A. Have you ever used your BRAIN?

    United States

    And humourless...

    Q. Where can you see lions?

    United Kingdom



    A. At the zoo.

    United States
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    Actually, I'm not sure I want to play anymore, look what I just got asked...

    I skull fucked my little sister and it felt amazing but i dont know what to do with her rotting corpse. the dried semen is leaking from her eyeballs. help?


    :crying: I feel violated just having to read that.


    Man, GCSE exam questions are getting a bit out there aren't they?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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