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Yes how may I help you?
Due you have a spare room for tonight?
I'm afaird we only have the penthouse free at the moment.
Do you allow pets?
Well we have let the odd star bring there cat or dog....what was that sir a donkey, ox, sheep and 3 camels?!
Are you bing serious? You are...well I'm sorry sir.......
Phone line goes dead.
rude. god has to earn a living too.
*clears throat*
mary, you are up the duff.
joseph, it isn't yours.
discuss.
*poops near mist as a peace offering*
Does that include spit if your a camel?
GWST rules tbh.
You so should have been an actor ;d.
:thumb:
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Thank you, thank you!
*Nibbles grass*
*slices you up and feeds you to jesus*
*Becomes afraid*
*waits for cue*
*looks around cautiously*
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Gah! Men!
*perves at sheep*