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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *poops*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hello Bethlehem Hilton,
    Yes how may I help you?
    Due you have a spare room for tonight?
    I'm afaird we only have the penthouse free at the moment.
    Do you allow pets?
    Well we have let the odd star bring there cat or dog....what was that sir a donkey, ox, sheep and 3 camels?!
    Are you bing serious? You are...well I'm sorry sir.......

    Phone line goes dead.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bad seed wrote:
    KaffGod still proving that she is having too much of a grandma moment to use a mobile, and opts for AngelCom.

    "ur 2 b prnts of gds chld m8"

    Product placement moment!

    rude. god has to earn a living too. :p

    *clears throat*

    mary, you are up the duff.

    joseph, it isn't yours.

    discuss.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    moo?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm still trying to think what noise a camel makes, so I'm just going to be a normal camel and spit in someone's face.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mist wrote:
    moo?


    *poops near mist as a peace offering*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    all animals must clear up their own poop.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    all animals must clear up their on poop.

    Does that include spit if your a camel?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blah ate bad hay this morning, I can't help it :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ask the props mistress for a shovel.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Who IS the props mistress?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    .
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rachael is the props mistress.
    GWST rules tbh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    girl with sharp teeth wrote:
    :blush:
    She's right, you = legend.

    You so should have been an actor ;d.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    girl with sharp teeth wrote:
    *phone rings*

    Mary: Hi honey, I've got something to tell you...
    Joseph: I'm stuck on the fucking A69 - can't it wait?!
    Mary: Um, not really, we've got to go to Bethlehem for this census. I told you it was a bad idea moving so far away from the rest of the family, but would you listen? Now we've got to travel all that way, and I bet you haven't had the camel serviced, so it's the donkey or nothing, and we still haven't got a room booked, and -
    Joseph: - Will you stop nagging me?! I'll sort it out, it's not a problem.

    :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'Scuse me mate, any idea how I get to Bethlehem avoiding the A69?

    [/wise]
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    *Baaaaa!*
    Thank you, thank you!
    *Nibbles grass*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bleat bleeeaaattt
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nicebutdim23 wrote:
    bleat bleeeaaattt

    *slices you up and feeds you to jesus*
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    noog wrote:
    *slices you up and feeds you to jesus*
    *observes*
    *Becomes afraid*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    baaaaa! i am the lamb of god but ...is that mint suace i smell?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *descends angelicly*

    *waits for cue*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Baaaaaaaaa

    *looks around cautiously*

    Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok have the wise men arrived in Bethlehem yet? Hello? Wise men?
    Gah! Men!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Camel one is *looking for her wise man* sod it I'll walk on by myself then.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *waits patiently*

    *perves at sheep*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how is the ass doing?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wake me up when September...sorry my wise man turns up Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MoonArcanum wrote:
    *waits patiently*

    *perves at sheep*
    *perves at the male angel*
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