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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kate1 wrote:
    :D

    'The staaaaars in the briiiiight sky...'
    Loo-ooked down where he laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, the little boy Je-sus, a-asleep in the haaaaaaaaay

    :D.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    twinklestar wrote:
    Since there are no wise men,

    a wise woman disguised as a man turns up

    Ey up Jesus, ave brought thee some bling, na you tek care of it is 9 carrats from Elizabeth Duke !

    Hi, I'm camel one and will be your camel for the night.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    i was always the stupid angel cause i had long, curly blonde hair, and apparently mary was a sodding brunette.

    biznatch :(

    i won't tell you how long it's been since i was in a nativity play, cause it will upset me a little :/
    Well, it's been *counts* 11 years since I was last in one. I was never anyone special, always an angel or a bystander.

    I always envied the Marys as well ;(.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just for the record, (and yes i realise it wasn't at the time of the birth of jesus :p) God did kill all the first born sons in egypt when pharoah wouldn't let moses' people go

    *exits stage left*
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Franki wrote:
    Loo-ooked down where he laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, the little boy Je-sus, a-asleep in the haaaaaaaaay

    :D.

    Can I play along on Banjo? ;D

    And I was either a Sheppard, or Wise Man in the Nativity. Oh yer.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mary was always the prettiest and most popular girl in year 6 when we did nativity plays
    in my last year my best mate got the part, everyone loved her but hated me!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ooh, I remember in my year 7 Christmas thing which was a bit like a musica version of the Nativity I was Herod :chin: I got to sing a jazzy little solo :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote:
    Loo-ooked down where he laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, the little boy Je-sus, a-asleep in the haaaaaaaaay

    :D.


    'The Caattle are looowwing, the baby aaawakes, But liiitle lord Jeeesus, No crying heee makes...'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can't remember thenext bit ;(.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Neither can I.
    *Continues to strum*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bloody hell, years 6 and 7? last one we did was in the reception class. i think one of the shepherds wet his pants half way through.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'I love theeee, Looorrd Jeeesus, Look down from the skyyyyy...'
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    kaffrin wrote:
    bloody hell, years 6 and 7? last one we did was in the reception class. i think one of the shepherds wet his pants half way through.

    Last one I did was in junior school. ;(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kate1 wrote:
    'I love theeee, Looorrd Jeeesus, Look down from the skyyyyy...'
    Can't we do a new song? And someone find the lyrics for me :p.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Don't need Religion? I propose that song, now.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm terrible at lyrics. I was always in the band instead :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Away in a manger,
    No crib for His bed
    The little Lord Jesus
    Laid down His sweet head

    The stars in the bright sky
    Looked down where He lay
    The little Lord Jesus
    Asleep on the hay

    The cattle are lowing
    The poor Baby wakes
    But little Lord Jesus
    No crying He makes

    I love Thee, Lord Jesus
    Look down from the sky
    And stay by my side,
    'Til morning is nigh.

    Be near me, Lord Jesus,
    I ask Thee to stay
    Close by me forever
    And love me I pray

    Bless all the dear children
    In Thy tender care
    And take us to heaven
    To live with Thee there
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote:
    Can't we do a new song? And someone find the lyrics for me :p.

    (Google ;) )
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Welsh Jemz wrote:
    live with Thee there

    and that was the bit everyone always used to balls up.

    anyway, kids. over and out.

    god needs her beauty sleep.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Welsh Jemz wrote:
    Away in a manger,
    No crib for His bed
    The little Lord Jesus
    Laid down His sweet head

    The stars in the bright sky
    Looked down where He lay
    The little Lord Jesus
    Asleep on the hay

    The cattle are lowing
    The poor Baby wakes
    But little Lord Jesus
    No crying He makes

    I love Thee, Lord Jesus
    Look down from the sky
    And stay by my side,
    'Til morning is nigh.

    Be near me, Lord Jesus,
    I ask Thee to stay
    Close by me forever
    And love me I pray

    Bless all the dear children
    In Thy tender care
    And take us to heaven
    To live with Thee there
    I only knew up to the bit about the cows, tbh. Didn't realise there was any more.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *rushes in late, grabs song sheet and launches into a completely different song than the rest of the cast. Loudly. With lots of passion, hoping it covers the complete out of tune-ness*
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Silent Night,
    Holy Night,
    All is Calm,
    All is Bright,
    Round yon Virgin Mother and Child,
    Holy Infact so Tender and Mild,
    Sleep in Heavenly Peace,
    Sleep in Heavenly Peace.

    (From memory bitches. Now finish it!)
    :ninja editing skills:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Silent Night,
    Holy Night,
    All is Clam,
    All is Bright,
    Round yon Virgin Mother and Child,
    Holy Infact so Tender and Mild,
    Sleep in Heavenly Peace,
    Sleep in Heavenly Peace.

    (From memory bitches. Now finish it!)
    i didn't realise that there were clams at the holy birth :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Silent Night,
    Holy Night,
    All is Clam,
    All is Bright,
    Round yon Virgin Mother and Child,
    Holy Infact so Tender and Mild,
    Sleep in Heavenly Peace,
    Sleep in Heavenly Peace.

    (From memory bitches. Now finish it!)

    Silent Night: The Seafood Version :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    *rushes in late, grabs song sheet and launches into a completely different song than the rest of the cast. Loudly. With lots of passion, hoping it covers the complete out of tune-ness*
    You rule. You also need to be on MSN.
    Welsh Jemz wrote:
    i didn't realise that there were clams at the holy birth :eek2:
    :lol: I love you ;p.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    MoonArcanum wrote:
    Silent Night: The Seafood Version :p

    ;p Gah, tiredness does bad things to a guy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    ;p Gah, tiredness does bad things to a guy.
    Go to bed then, you silly boy :p.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Welsh Jemz wrote:
    i didn't realise that there were clams at the holy birth :eek2:


    Yeah, they were the gift from Captain Birdseye, the fourth and forgotten wise man.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    Yeah, they were the gift from Captain Birdseye, the fourth and forgotten wise man.

    Ooh, is that like Captain Birdseyes finest range?
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Franki wrote:
    Go to bed then, you silly boy :p.

    Sleeping is for the Weak!
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