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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd be perving at the wise men if they would turn up but nooooo they decided to take the A69 after all. [/huff]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's not mine?

    Must be God's. That's it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MoonArcanum wrote:
    *perves at sheep*

    Are Angels allowed to perve at sheep?!

    *carries on munching grass*

    baaaa
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bloody hell someone said their line!
    *applauds*
    I have to say you are taking this news rather well, Joseph!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Walks acroos stage chewing cud and spits at the the person sitting in the middle of the front row. *makes a camel type noise*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich-E wrote:
    Are Angels allowed to perve at sheep?!

    *carries on munching grass*

    baaaa

    Sure, we're angels, nothing we do is wrong ;) :angel:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    MoonArcanum wrote:
    Sure, we're angels, nothing we do is wrong ;) :angel:
    Ooh... really?
    *bbaaa!* indeed!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I believe my dreams. It is God's will, and I must obey to his will.

    And Mary is a really hot 14-year-old :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    It's not mine?

    Must be God's. That's it.

    You'll hear from the Bethlehem branch of the CSA, sonny.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Ooh... really?
    *bbaaa!* indeed!

    Really :angel:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    14?
    enlighten my simple mind!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote:
    *perves at the male angel*

    Thought you'd be perving at the innkeeper.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thunderstruck wrote:
    Thought you'd be perving at the innkeeper.
    I can perve at both ;p.

    I may also decide to perve on Joseph, if Mary disappears for a bit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mary will have the baby to keep her busy.
    There ya go Franki!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We may have some difficulties, my Burger King lunch isn't agreeing with me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shit! Look I didn't budget for donkey nappies as WELL as nappies for Jesus! Just make sure you have the damned shovel!
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Can us sheep just perve back at angels?
    *baaaa!* (in an innocent manner)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Mary will have the baby to keep her busy.
    There ya go Franki!
    Woopah!!

    Oooooooh Jooooooooooooooseph :flirt: ;d.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MoonArcanum wrote:
    Sure, we're angels, nothing we do is wrong ;) :angel:
    baaaaa! baaaaaaaaaaa!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Can us sheep just perve back at angels?
    *baaaa!* (in an innocent manner)
    Innocent my bottom!!

    You couldn't do innocent if you were a baby!
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Franki wrote:
    Innocent my bottom!!

    You couldn't do innocent if you were a baby!

    I am so innocent! When was a sheep not innocent!

    *Baaaaaaa!* Look, im cute and fluffeh!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    I am so innocent! When was a sheep not innocent!

    *Baaaaaaa!* Look, im cute and fluffeh!
    Sheep are innocent, regardless of shape or form!

    Baaaaa!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich-E wrote:
    Sheep are innocent, regardless of shape or form!

    Baaaaa!

    Gerald isn't: 271584
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    Gerald isn't: 271584
    Should we be afraid?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    14?
    enlighten my simple mind!

    mary was about 14 when she gave birth to jesus.

    god should be on the sex offenders register :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    It's not mine?

    Must be God's. That's it.

    holy crap, don't pin this one on me.

    you might want to give a sideways look at that shifty looking shepherd.

    i was elsewhere at the time.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gerald has a hat very much like mine ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich-E wrote:
    Should we be afraid?

    nah, he's harmless enough. likes his hats though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wan't a hat like that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gerald = legend.
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