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Nah, I failed maths. Luckily I was well taught in the art of NINJA, so I was able to sneak into the SQA's head office in Edinburgh to change my results, allowing me to trick Strathclyde University into accepting me into their Computing Science and Law course, both of which require a higher B grade's in maths before they allow students entry. After honing my NINJA talents in the previous mission, I decided to break into various buildings on Wall Street, enabling me to corner the dildo market, giving me leverage over Anne Summers to finally get them to make condoms that properly fit my two inch penis. However, in a tragic twist of events, due to my aforementioned lack of skills in maths, I lost it faster than Michael J. Fox in a game of Jenga. Anne Summers, with no insentive to keep producing my specialist condoms, stopped manufacturing them, causing me to lock myself in the tower of my Appalachian mountain castle for fear of catching various STD's with no method of protection.
Either that, or I just don't give a shit enough about what age you are to ever bother finding out.
The thread wasn't meant to be funny. All except my last post of course, which was pure comedy gold. Especially seeing as I'm watching 24, eating red Thai curry, and trying to do uni coursework.
wow, you can use the bold button, aren't you the clever one. you've even learnt to use rude words as well! *claps*
i have read it, because i was that bored. anyone with a basic grasp of english and grammar can see you're wrong as that reply i qouted of you was in direct reply to what skive said.
quite amusing seeing you get so worked up over something and that you can't admit when you're wrong, even when it's spelled out in black and white for you (pun inteneded seeing as what this thead was originally about)
wow, you can't use the shift button to make capital letters, aren't you the clever one. you've even leart to forget correction punctuation as well! *claps*
You have a cheek to criticise anyones grammar for the aforementioned reasons.
What you quoted was a direct reply to what Skive said, yes. But had you read the rest of the thread, in particular the argument between Mist and I, you would have realised I have already addressed your points, and not bothered replying with it.
Dude, like... woah dude! Free your mind maaan! Consider the possibility that you're the one who is wrong, seeing as I have already address your 'points' and argued why they were wrong.
And again, I'm not trying to sound patronising and condescending, but please, please read the exchange between Mist and I. Maybe then you'd have the answers to your points kthxdie
PS. This is a fun thread isn't it?
So why bring age into it in the first place ? oh yes, another wind up game...but I didnt fall for it this time did I.
lol
this thread is like.. thesite against kiezo thread
I do believe everyone (and obviously by that I mean most people - not actually 'everyone') has got to be bored of this thread by now.
Can you prove that?
You're doing this on purpose now. You have to be.
You must be doing this on purpose too. There's no way you can seriously be this stupid
Now you're getting the hang of it kiddo.
No. No
Just... never talk to me ever again.
and it was just to follow the fad...
He has a life.... :eek2: ?!
Malt xxx
I don't have time to sort this out now so I shall close it and leave it to the day mods to fix. Same old people having the same old rows. Bored of reading it. Hush rude people.