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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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I wanked into a pot of jam and my boss ate it. I fucking rule
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hey, way to go man!!!
    you rock my world.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Monocrat tbh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yuo pwn, my good sir
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There was also a hat/faeces incident
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What about the your dog/your cock/it's arse incident?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Monocrat tbh.

    nah.

    Though if you want to win an argument it's a good bit of mud to fling.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What about the overwhelmingly hilarious comment incident?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stop. who fucking well cares about your stupid fucking antics. thats very gross and if your cum is red to match the jam i'm go get yourself checked out.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    What about the overwhelmingly hilarious comment incident?

    Still waiting for one of those from you :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Red cum? That would be absolutely fucking brilliant
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It wasn't 'sposed to be funny. 'specialy when you and your dad double teamed your ma while she was a kip.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Jam
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    I wanked into a pot of jam and my boss ate it. I fucking rule

    I actually found this hilarious.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    nah.
    I dont think so either.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cannon fodder must be one of the best games ever. EVER!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    Cannon fodder must be one of the best games ever. EVER!!!

    Switch Cannon Fodder with Burnout 3 and you're right mate :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The best things in life are:
    1) Cannon Fodder
    2) Jamwanks
    3) Friends, family and lovers. Bent shit like that
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    My first reading of the post was "I walked into a pot of jam"...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm thinking of branching off into other foodstuffs. I could start my own organic (orgasmic?) range
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    please stop :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Manjam, good stuff. Full of protein
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    youre awesome.
    I love you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What else have you been up to eletric poet?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Fiend_85
    What else have you been up to eletric poet?
    pie wanks probably
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Drinking beer, smoking roll-ups and fiddling lovingly with my testicles mainly
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rainbow brite
    pie wanks probably

    I bloody hope not. At least, not anywhere near my pie.



    Yo mr poet, the last thing you metioned, do you have to use a magnifying glass and pair of tweezers for that?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My balls are tiny, but my knob's like a totem pole. Complete with carvings and everything
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I love you more and more, every post I read.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Then suck my totem pole-esque, arts and craftsy wang
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Another little fucker.
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