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Jam
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Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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I wanked into a pot of jam and my boss ate it. I fucking rule
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you rock my world.
nah.
Though if you want to win an argument it's a good bit of mud to fling.
Still waiting for one of those from you :thumb:
I actually found this hilarious.
Switch Cannon Fodder with Burnout 3 and you're right mate :thumb:
1) Cannon Fodder
2) Jamwanks
3) Friends, family and lovers. Bent shit like that
I love you.
I bloody hope not. At least, not anywhere near my pie.
Yo mr poet, the last thing you metioned, do you have to use a magnifying glass and pair of tweezers for that?