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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm not a little fucker. Girls run away from me due to my musky smell. I'm a little wanker
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    Then suck my totem pole-esque, arts and craftsy wang
    im not ready for that sort of intimacy just yet.
    can we take things slowly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Slowly me eye, let's just have cheap, drunken sex. Hopefully I'll lose my erection halfway through due to thinking about my dead cat at a highly inappropriate moment, and you'll go to sleep unsatisfied and insecure
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    Slowly me eye, let's just have cheap, drunken sex. Hopefully I'll lose my erection halfway through due to thinking about my dead cat at a highly inappropriate moment, and you'll go to sleep unsatisfied and insecure

    nub = yuo
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fudge = tasty
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    Slowly me eye, let's just have cheap, drunken sex. Hopefully I'll lose my erection halfway through due to thinking about my dead cat at a highly inappropriate moment, and you'll go to sleep unsatisfied and insecure
    you old romatic.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    poet ...you just have to be captain beefhearsts grandson ...no?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm his mum
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    I'm his mum
    i knew you were in there somewhere you inbred.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm his son too
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    eletric_poet :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You wanked into a pot of jam and your boss ate it? :eek2: :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    She didn't eat the whole thing with a spoon or anything. She spread it on her toast
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    She didn't eat the whole thing with a spoon or anything. She spread it on her toast

    I can only hope your boss likes cum-flavoured jam, then.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Who doesn't?
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    You amuse me. Excellent.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    You amuse me. Excellent.

    Yes. Quite dada.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The word portcullis amuses me. Each to their own
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Y'know, to me this is almost like a test. I'm wondering if he'll get banned for simply saying slightly sick and disgusting things. For once, a n00b who hasn't actually set out to slag everyone off, just to have a laugh.


    If I'm wrong, correct me...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wow, it's like being on the krypton factor. Only not really like that at all
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Quite.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sometimes when I can't be arsed to stub them out, I spit on my cigarettes. Also, I sometimes dream about A FUCKING GREAT BIG BLUNDERBUSS TO SHOOT PEOPLE WITH
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    Sometimes when I can't be arsed to stub them out, I spit on my cigarettes. Also, I sometimes dream about A FUCKING GREAT BIG BLUNDERBUSS TO SHOOT PEOPLE WITH
    yer peoetry is getting a tad boring now.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's just too deep for the peasants
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    It's just too deep for the peasants
    then your not gonna earn a crust at it are you ...it's the peasants that fall for it all and do all the buying of such shite.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No, I think it's too facile actually.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Facile ... hahaha ... sounds like ... TITS!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    Facile ... hahaha ... sounds like ... TITS!
    see your not making any connections ...not even sureal ones.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is becoming progressively more boring. Make an effort, poet :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No connection between facile and tits? Facile ... facilitate ... fabricate ... fornicate ... bolognaise ... orangeade ... marmalade ... gay parade ... flay your mate ... spray for aid ... mountain spray ... play ... tray ... trip ... tits. Duh
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