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happy birthday zella!
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What is it, Mr Roll? Would you like some cake too?
Ive'; been down the pub. And you'e still a ****!11111
I'll have some cake please, only if it's a space one though.
It clearly does seem like you have been down the pub. You cannot even type properly. You are incapable of doing this even when you are not intoxicated on petrol fumes. And here are a selection of cakes. Please take one each. :birthday: :birthday: :birthday: :birthday:
i love my old zippo.
You've ont seen me intocxdicated on petrol fumes because i'm not a FUCKIGN muppet like you.
Nor shall it be for another 10 months.
I've said this before and I'll say it again, its weird having many threads about me at once. Ta ta!
Awwwwww and to think i started falming starnewb for n oreasdon
Could you please reciprocate your notification in the English tongue? Your effluvium on kerosene is making it a laborious task to ratiocinate your incongruous memorandum.
i'm the official pointless thread checker.
just checking it's working ok ...
So, um... *uses the calculator* Happy one sixth of a birthday!
In English, Im typing carefulyyl. Yuo sir are a TWAT!11111
happy birthday everybody!
Wot the fook are you waffling about
Oh and Happy Birthday Zella for 10 months time......just incase I forget
Your befuddlement at my dissertations is something I flounder to cognize.
THanks same to you kind sir.1
Rolly can you ban headcases from posting in this thread ?
Sheesh, come on here and its diabolical it really is.
heheheh im using big words tonight
It doesnt mattere how mayn times you use a thesaurs, you are still aa twat and I'm sure there are amyn people who will agree wiht me.
Happy Easter!
So who are you anyway ?
HAPPY NEW YAER TO YUO TOO COMPADRE!!1